Rustichella D’Abruzzo - You’re the kind of depressed, bitter introvert who insists on eating only the finest artisanal pastas. As for your wife, she would never understand why you’d pay $14 for a box of dried noodles. You could try to explain the concept of bronze die-cut milling and how it creates a unique texture for holding sauce better, but there’s no need. Susan left you. The Philippe Starck colander you bought for $500 was the breaking point. At least now you can enjoy a pleasant dinner alone, without having to pretend like Susan is more interesting than the intricate handcrafted design of your cestini. . De Cecco - Remember when Claire and Richard Burke invited you and Susan over for spaghetti and meatballs, and the noodles were overcooked? And how insulted they were when you spit it out on your plate? If Claire had used De Cecco—which any fool with a pasta pot can cook perfectly al dente—Susan might still be with you. The Burkes haven’t invited you back since. You suspect they still see Susan, along with her overly demonstrative new boyfriend Warren. God how you hate huggy men. Limp noodles, just like the Burkes’ shitty pasta. . LINK IN BIO . Article by @brucreative #pastalover #divorced #messydivorce #itscomplicated #toppasta #artisanpasta #movingontobetterthings https://www.instagram.com/p/B_Ln2z6gOFb/?igshid=16p7k9xwnoa22
