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the erection of 1800

Bottom Laurens ≠ Femboy/Soft Twink

I submitted my Jamilton smut fic for my 7th grade creative writing contest. Jefferson and Hamilton's relationship was so toxic (I didn't see anything wrong with it at the time but looking back it was crossing the line of SA holy fuck) that they called my parents and the entire school had to go to the gym the next day so the Dean could give us a presentation. It started off with things like how to get out of a sexually abusive relationship, and signs that you're being abused but then the vice principal took over and started ranting about how he doesn't like when the MIDDLE SCHOOL girls wear spaghetti straps or low cut tops because "their well-developed bodies and curvaceous figures" DISTRACT HIM? So my vice principal outted himself as a pedo and was fired later that day and was basically blacklisted from any job that required him working near kids all because of my shitty Jamilton fic. So if you really think about it Jamilton smut saved a middle school girl from being molested!

why is everyone so pissy about the "laurens reincarnated as philip to call hamilton daddy" joke??? its literally just a stupid thing??? daddy being a word used both in sexual and familiar relationships (even if with different meanings)... anthony playing both characters... its damn obvious why people saw the correlation!!! "it's giving pedo" hello what the fuck no??? can we just people be stupid and say dumb shit sometimes PLEASE???

who tops in jeffburr

1:33:33 Disney plus Hamilton lin has a boner

i use a hamilton sex toy with lafayette asmr in the background

Idgaf Hamilton is a bottom in every possible ship he could be in.