It doesn't matter that you've got that stupid accent, or that your bits are different to my bits, but because being a Derry Girl, well, it's a fucking state of mind. And you're one of us.

Truth is, there are a lot of people like you - us - with strange hobbies or talents or gifts that we try to hide because we're afraid it makes us seem weird, or turns people off. But that's a mistake. What makes me unique has brought every person I love into my life.

I know, straight out of a telenovela, right?

The money, the drugs, the privileges. They’re just keeping us numb so we don’t notice it’s better out there in the real world.

THERE'S ALWAYS MONEY IN THE BANANA STAND!

Kids, I'm going to tell you an incredible story. The story of how I met your mother.

I might be a better surgeon somewhere else, but I'll be a better person in Bluebell.

Rory, please, put down that cup of coffee. You do not want to grow up to be like your mom.  Sorry, too late.