#toothposting

Desire (2025)

22.5 x 31.5 in

a little message from the eel itself!!!:

I don’t give a shit if you don’t care about your teeth or are too lazy or can’t form habits(like me.)

BRUSH YOUR FUCKING TEETH

I need you to because if you don’t you are in for a world of PAIN.

Sure, I can happily do dental shit with no anesthetic because I got dumbass tooth nerves, but even I brush my teeth.

This is because I was forced to get braces and they hurt like a motherfucker.

First appointment, you sit in the chair for an hour until they finally get to you, fuck around with your mouth, and install the braces with concrete adhesive. Then, after a week of those blocks ripping up your fucking mouth, they add the wires.

THIS SHIT FUCKING HURTS.

Not the installation, but the winding, the tightening of them to put your whole FUCKING JAW into a CONSTANT WELL OF PAIN.

AND THE ITCHING. Oh the fucking itching. Your teeth will itch like they were a fucking plate of blood sausage jelly in the middle of a swamp in summer.

And maybe you adjust, maybe you get the point where you can ignore it.

Then the end of the week arrives

And you get back in that damn chair

And then you experience the PAIN all fucking over again.

By this point, you may get a bit desperate. But guess what fucker? NO PRESCRIPTION.

THAT’S RIGHT, NO GOOD PAINKILLERS FOR YOU.

And don’t you fucking dare take more of the basic painkillers or you’ll be as loopy as a fucking spinda and have fucking nightmare dreams.

Have you ever fucking had nightmare fever dreams 3 god damn days in a row? You better fucking hope YOU don’t.

It was either PAIN that keeps you awake, or the fucking DEMONS in your mind tormenting you.

I WENT THROUGH 3 FUCKING YEARS OF THIS SHIT. WEEK AFTER DAMN WEEK. I HAD SO MANY FUCKING SPRINGS IN MY MOUTH I RECREATED THE BITE OF 83 EVERYTIME I ATE A DAMN SAMWICH.

And guess what? Every fucking day I have to wear a retainer or else my mouth starts to fucking mutiny. I had a PERMANENT FUCKING BAR OF STEEL attached to the back of my front teeth. I cut my damn tongue everytime I eat. And I feel it when I try to sleep.

SO YOU BETTER FUCKING BRUSH YOUR TEETH OR ELSE I’LL USE A SUSPICIOUS LOOKING TOOTH TO SUMMON MY DENTIST TO MAKE YOU FLOSS.

you're so crazy. i love that in a reader.

twirls hair anyways... so matching with this morning's anon let me tell you it all. let me tell you. i'll tell you like one would tell a close, intimate friend.

Dankovsky: he has. i think it's called snaggletooth(teeth?), where his upper canines are implanted higher and more forwardly than the incisors. he's the one dude i have like. a #claim for, which i'm very sorry mademoiselle [art commentary/drama youtuber that autoplayed on me one day] you get to be here again:

exactly. he also has the same high, pointy lower canines.

Burakh: wide upper row... big teeth. His upper incisors are mostly straight, with the outer ones being implanted just a tad higher than the front ones. his upper canines as well as premolar look quite sharp. his bottom canines are revealed, with the gum being lower than on other teeth, making them look longer and sharper. they, as well as his bottom premolar, are a bit crooked from his wisdom teeth pushing at the back.

Clara: her teeth are silly #moving and #squirming but what is sure is that she has a small gap between the front incisors, with the itty bittiest hint of a chip to the corner of one of them. her canines are small and low, but somewhat dull, and her premolars sharper in both rows.

Andrey: unilateral partial maxillary agenesis babyyyyyy i'm all about that. basically his left outer upper incisor is missing, and instead he has a canine. it's like this:

(Heilung singer(?)). on his left upper side, he has one (1) wisdom tooth, that grew because the back of incisor gave it some space to grow. Low and sharp canines on the top & the bottom. vampyric...

Peter: the same ^ but mirrored. 🫶 i'm crazy i'm insane insane asylum... so he's missing his right upper outer incisor + has his upper right wisdom tooth.

Rubin: straight row above, his bottom teeth slightly overlap in places (middle incisors slightly overlap, and his side incisors overlap the middle ones by being more forward). His upper canines are a little dull, with his upper premolar being sharper (having a wide maxillary, it's visible). his bottom canines are sharp enough.

Lara: she has quite a narrow upper maxillary, so her top front incisors are forward, with relatively sharp canines behind.

Grief: i'm seeing/extrapolating what his p1 portrait has, which looks like:

so i'm seeing prominent front incisors that kinda make a /\ shape forward out of the row of teeth. like a little bunny very cute. [the teeth. i will not pronounce myself on either bad grief or Yuri Reiser on this picture, who i do not know personally]. i also think he's missing his upper right premolar. got it socked out of him in a brawl. happens to the best of us.

Eva: wide front incisors slightly more forward than the row, rounded and smaller outer incisors with sharp canines somewhat tucked behind.

Yulia: pointy but somewhat dull outer upper incisors and canines, with the gum revealing a lot of the canines on both rows.

Khan: don't think i've drawn him smiling which is really funny. anyways i think he has a teeny gap between his two front incisors.

Notkin: computer CROOK THIS GUY'S TEETH! i was gonna go at length but i found the perfect stock image hold on

yes something of the sort. front incisors slightly overlapping, outer incisors somewhat tucking behind, canines sharp with one implanted higher that the others. bottom row as some overlapping here and there + canines implanted slightly forward. i also think both of his upper outer incisors have the little. don't know what it's called. serrated shape you see on the right side [our left] of this model.

Capella: she gets a gap too #gang i've drawn it a bunch on her actually. hashtag girl

i like to draw her in ways where she looks like a little bnnuy from the straight + downturned nose so she can have a gap and be a lil bit. what's the bame. buckteethy(?)

Catnip: my my. what big teeth you have. it's true! she also has a wide jaw that allows for big canines and she loves to do big wide smiles to show them off. it's like a power move.

also her front teeth all form a. somewhat "‿" whape? ykwim? slope. cup-line.

Soft 4 you <3