Conversations with my family
Me: Hey dad, can we finish watching I, Frankenstein on Netflix?
My Dad: No, it’s super late.
Toothless: *walks over and sits down facing the TV*
My Dad: *as Toothless* I am waiting for the movie.
Toothless: *curls up into little cat loaf, still facing the TV*
My Dad: *as Toothless* I guess I have to wait a little longer. It’s okay. I’m a cat. We do that.
Me: Dad, are you going to torment the poor baby? He just wants to finish the movie!
My Dad: He wasn’t born when we started watching it.
Me: That means he’s been waiting his whole life for this moment!













