#toorelatable

All I know is, we share the same love that lives in the sky.

Me: *dies*

Middle-Age Mutant Day-Job Tortoise: Donald! I ordered this figure from @trenttroop on @shapeways because, look, Donatello's the best of the Ninja Turtles—that's just science—and this grim look into his future is #toorelatable. Go look him up and read the product description for him & his brothers of the same line; they're hilarious. I won't be getting the others—they just don't resonate with me the same way—but it's nice to know I could if I wanted to. If I could only keep one toy or figure on or near my desk, this would have to be it. He knows that Monday-on-a-Tuesday-morning feeling as well as I do. #professionalnerd This was my first #Shapeways order and overall I'm fairly pleased. I sprung for the "coated full-color sandstone" material, and it's interesting to see the little bit on his coffee mug where that coating bubbled & didn't take. As you can see if you swipe left, he's about the same size as the #TMNT #MegaBloks figures. The amount of packing material he came in seems a tad excessive, but that's better than too little I suppose! #shap3dbyme #toyphotography #teenagemutantninjaturtles #middleagemutantdayjobtortoises #trenttroop #theoctavirateforge #prizeinsidebytheoctavirateforge #macro #3dprinting #techsupport #dayjob

You might think people have their shit together but we’re all just as confused and lost as the next person, some people are just better at hiding it.

#meme #relate #toorelatable #lol #belikethat https://www.instagram.com/p/B0nWcrWlYCs/?igshid=1kf3c4tlr1t0o

Simon Amstell

Listen, listen. Got hit with "if only you liked girls for real", from a guy who barely had enough for me. Had to tell him how I appreciated his ambition. But he needs to channel that energy elsewhere, cause he's gone piss both of us off🤦🏽‍♀️ #deepseadivinghesaid #ithinkhewasmoreoffinthedeepend #aloneandunattended #heneedsanap #delirium #toorelatable