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Original Male Crossover Stud AU
Has anyone made a joke that Toonman looks like Jaune if he was an old cartoon?
Sonic: "Psst! Hey, Ruby."
Ruby: *blinks* "Yeah, Sonic."
Sonic: *gestures to Jaune* "Ya notice your friend there?"
Ruby: "Jaune? Yeah, what about him?"
Sonic: *gestures a thumb to Toonman* "Toonman kinda looks like him if he were an old cartoon."
*Ruby blinks, gazing at the aspiring knight and then at the Animated Ace, raising her brows in realization*
Ruby: "Oh!" *then burst into giggles*
Jaune: *notices his friend giggling* "Ruby, what's funny?"
Ruby: *giggling turns into laughter* "Pfft--Pahahahahahaha!!"
Toonman: *notices Ruby laughing* "What's got 3D red riding hood into a laughing tizzy?"
Sonic: *snickers* "Oh, just pointin' out how ya look like her crush as a rubberhose cartoon."
Ruby: *stops, laughing, blushes* "Uh! HEY!! Don't mention that, you jerk!" *covers her reddening face with her hood*
Jaune: *bewildered* "Uh..." *looks at Tom, then looks back at Sonic* "What?"
Toonman: *exhales* "Ya know, Sonic, you give Bugs a run (no pun intended) when it comes to being a stinker."
Sonic: *shrugs* "Hey, just sayin'. There's a slight resemblance, dude."




















