#tony stuff

- one of his quotes is literally “if there’s one thing I’ve proven it’s that you can count on me to pleasure myself”

- he’s a fucking stress eater it’s so obvious AND a stress drinker

- after being captive overseas for months the first thing he wants when he gets back to the states is a cheeseburger and I’m pretty sure he ended up eating three of them

- he’s stressed about the company and himself and when obi brings him pizza tony literally just takes the whole fucking box and goes back to the lab he just takes the entire thing for himself

- he has an existential crisis over the fact he’s slowly dying and he decides to fly his ass to go sit in the country’s largest donut and eat an entire BOX of donuts and then some and coffee

- constant snacking? Hello?

- literally almost dies to a wormhole and the first thing he wants when he wakes up? Shawarma. He wants to go get food. He wants to stress eat

- the man is ALL for pigging out

- however public image is life or death so he probably forced himself to fast for a day or so

- he’ll stuff himself but never as much as he wants

Like lo/ki aiming to ruin Tony’s image but finds out “fuck I actually kinda like this” and just becomes Tony’s feeder

Listen some people have soap operas, Tony has the crippling pressure of his own mistakes and self blame

1. What is your name? Tony

2. What is your real name?

Anthony Edward Stark

3. Do you know why you were called that? Pfft, no!

4. Are you single or taken? Depending (on the verse)

5. Have any abilities or powers? Well, I am Iron Man

6. Stop being a Mary Sue. Never slept with a Mary Sue (ba dum tiss)

7. What’s your eye colour? Brown

8. How about your hair colour? Black

9. Have you any family members? Not anymore

10. Oh? What about pets? Does Dum-E and U count?

11. That’s cool I guess, now tell me about something you don’t like. People not getting my clever-as-hell references

12. Do you have any hobbies/activities you like doing? Inventing, fixing things, reading, being a superhero

13. Ever hurt anyone before? Mhm

14. Ever… killed anyone before? Yah

15. What kind of animal are you? Got compared to a panther once. But then also a cat

16. Name your worst habits. Being a smartass

17. Do you look up to anyone at all? No

18. Gay, straight, or bisexual? Bisexual.

19. Do you go to school? Finished years ago

20. Do you ever want to marry and have kids one day? Who knows?

21. Do you have any fanboys/fangirls? A ton, yes

22. What are you most afraid of? Haha, won’t tell.

23. What do you usually wear? T-shirt, jeans and such

24. Do you love someone? Mmyep

25. When was the last time you wet yourself? Never

26. Well, it’s not over yet! Yay?

27. What class are you? (High class, middle class, low class) Pretty darn high class

28. How many friends do you have? Hahahahaha

29. What are your thoughts on pie? Oh yeah

30. Favourite drink? Scotch, whiskey, rum

31. What’s your favorite place? My lab

32. Are you interested in someone~ Maybe

33. What’s your bra cup size and/or how big is your dick?   Aw, you’re curious. Cute.

34. Would you rather swim in the lake or the ocean? Neither, thanks

35. What’s your type? Someone who can put up with me

36. Any kinks? Mmeyp

37. Seme or uke? Both, depending

38. Camping or indoors? Indoors

39. Are you wanting the quiz to end? Yeeeaaahhh