#tommyshitposts

Up and adam just shows up with some new shit every episode like he's gonna come in in file 69 like "Been getting really into empty butter packets recently!" And then he eats Sydney alive

When somebody says "Taylor swift is gay" and i start nodding but I then realize they are not talking about the character from the hit podcast dungeons and daddies and are instead talking about some random singer who is married to a man.

Im making a new version of Kellogs that is actually pro-masturbation. They have little vibrators as the prize at the bottom of the box. There's a cereal named "Frosted" Flakes. The mascot is still Tony The Tiger unchanged.

Pov lesbian getting a good idea: YURI-KA