#tomlinswell

I lift my bed up and find money and  ray ban sunglasses wow is it christmas or did the tooth fairy go to the wrong house

when 1D was in Paris me & my mates were standing in front of their tour bus (yeah the ugly orange thing that they cruise in. We were only three cause the fangirls were on the onther side) and we started singing bonnie tyler songs while all the girls were screaming their eyes out at Harry who'd just arrived like a butterfly. Zayn got out of the bus, walked towards us then he stopped, litterally checked us out, scratched his head and walked away to get back in the bus and I still don't know if i'm offended by this or not.

The changing lives part is just that they're gonna get richer.

i heard jizz made your hair grow quicker now u know Liam's been feeding on cum. 

don't be silly guys, dude obviously means dildo up de edward

Those directioners who call you fake fan for shipping Larry and say they know the boys better than you but then say that Zayn and Harry are womanizers I just want them to lick each other's butts. Taste on that bullshit tell me how that feel.