thinking about Zoro with that androgynous male partner again, reader/“you” has hair in this bc i have long hair and im feeling soft over the idea of zoro putting the effort into brushing it for me, i think it’s friendly for all hair types but please lmk if you feel differently :) | 2nd POV | male reader
Specifically thinking about how the longer you’re around, the harder Sanji finds it to respect the two of you.
It annoys him that Zoro puts so little effort into his own hygiene but takes the time to brush through your hair and care for it in the exact way you like it. The way Zoro saves up to spend his extra berries on your favorite hair products, actually being able to pick them out by himself. The way he carries around hair ties if you use them, huffing and making a fuss if one of the girls asks to borrow one, because they’re for you not them! Honestly Sanji just doesn’t understand how someone as wonderful and attractive as you can find Zoro appealing even if he makes some effort to care for you.
Especially when you take the time and effort to massage Zoro after his workouts. The way your hands run along Zoro’s muscles until he lays boneless. Using the nice smelling oils you like on Zoro, which Sanji feels is a total waste on Zoro since he won’t appreciate the smell. Especially because Sanji has noticed Zoro doesn’t even appreciate your messages and he usually falls asleep during them. Sanji feels Zoro wouldn’t even know the difference if you rubbed him down with cooking oils instead of your beloved oils.
Between you and me, Zoro definitely notices that you use your favorite oils on him. It's half the reason he doesn’t try to argue when you lay him down for a massage, smelling like you is among his favorite things. He likes to think it’s your subtle way of staking your claim on him, and if he’s being totally honest, he really likes that idea. And the kisses you leave behind don’t hurt either…
Sanji is battling with his bisexuality heterosexuality rn, forgive him loves, only tagged with zoro bc its zorocentric even if sanji is supposed to be crushing in this (or not up to you enjoy how you want)












