#toadgrime

“I MEAN…I DIDN’T REALLY CELEBRATE, LYNU DID. SEEMS KIND OFF AN ARBITRARY THING TO CELEBRATE, WE’RE NOT EVEN ON EARTH. BUT I TOOK HER OUT TO DINNER ANYWAY. SHE WANTED TO DO SOMETHING. 

BUT NO. I DIDN’T EXPECT TO GET THIS FFAR. I DIDN’T EVEN EXPECT TO DATE HER. I DON’T THINK EITHER OFF US DID. I’M NOT EVEN SURE WE MEANT TO. IT WAS…KIND OFF AN ACCIDENT? 

“Oh... Oh wow. This is so... so nice? Thank you- I will do my best to take good care of it.”

“... I uhh. I have no idea what these letters mean or say though.”

MY MAIN MEME

✒︎ Has to rely on his coworkers to make sure he doesn’t end up going to work in bright neon or mismatched clothes now that the world’s pretty much gray-scale to him w/out the glasses. It was an awful idea, they regularly let him show up to work in pink pants and highlighter yellow tie or something equally awful. IT ALL LOOKED GRAY TO HIM !! HIS COWORKERS ARE ASSHOLES !!

✒︎ Is working on becoming a police detective! As much as he loves being your average, every day cop, he feels like he’d be able to do more for the people as a detective. He wants to do more than bring cats down from trees and giving out parking or speeding tickets. He wants to track down and find those that commit heinous crimes and BRING THEM TO JUSTICE !! He wants to help PUT A STOP TO THE CORRUPT !!

✒︎ He’s somehow much better dealing with happy peppy sweet people than he is dealing with people that are similar to him!! His face may not show it but he enjoys being around people with the kind of energy that most friendly extroverts have. Don’t let that bad case of resting bitch face fool you.