#tmw.accepted

Welcome to the war, Dragomir “Drago” Emil Alaricovich Angelov-Stone. Please see here for your marching orders and report within 24 hours.

↳ Oh, wow, is that DYLAN O’BRIEN? Never mind, it’s just PARKER RENFROE, the TWENTY-SEVEN year old PANSEXUAL HUNTER. I did hear that HE is GOOFY & ENERGETIC but also really SELF-CONSCIOUS & OVER-EXCITABLE. In the great war, HE is on the NEUTRAL side. I guess we’ll have to wait and see. (Riley, 26, PST, she/they)

Welcome to the war, Bran Caldwell and Parker Renfroe. Please see here for your marching orders and report within 24 hours.

Welcome to the war, Drusilla “Drew” Barrett. Please see here for your marching orders and report within 24 hours.

↳ Oh, wow, is that TERESA PALMER? Never mind, it’s just BROOKE WHEELER, the 30 year old PANSEXUAL WEREWOLF. I did hear that SHE is CARING & FUN but also really SARCASTIC & TACTLESS. In the great war, SHE is on the BLACKSTONE side. I guess we’ll have to wait and see. (Admin Court - Satan)

Welcome to the war, Billie Waters and Brooke Wheeler. Please see here for your marching orders and report within 24 hours.

↳ Oh, wow, is that MICHAEL EALY? Never mind, it’s just DARIUS RICHARDSON, the 42/360 year old BISEXUAL VAMPIRE. I did hear that HE is DETERMINED & CHARMING but also really IMPULSIVE & MANIPULATIVE. In the great war, SHE is on the BLACKSTONE side. I guess we’ll have to wait and see. (AJ- mammon)

Welcome to the war, Christian Ford and Darius Richardson. Please see here for your marching orders and report within 24 hours.

↳ Oh, wow, is that RICHARD ARMTIAGE? Never mind, it’s just KEVIN WATSON, the 44/680 year old PANSEXUAL VAMPIRE. I did hear that HE is CHARISMATIC & AMBITOUS but also really PARNOID & MONSTROUS. In the great war, HE is on the BLACKSTONE side. I guess we’ll have to wait and see. (AJ- mammon) 

↳ Oh, wow, is that CODY CHRISTIAN? Never mind, it’s just RYKER WARD, the 24 year old BISEXUAL WEREWOLF. I did hear that HE is DEVOTED & PERCEPTIVE but also really SHORT TEMPER & IRRTIABLE. In the great war, HE is on the AVERY side. I guess we’ll have to wait and see. (AJ- mammon)

↳ Oh, wow, is that FRANCOIS ARNAUD? Never mind, it’s just NICHOLAS WEAVER, the 34/100 year old PANSEXUAL VAMPIRE. I did hear that HE is RELAXED & OPEN-MINDED but also really GREEDY & DECEITFUL. In the great war, HE is on the AVERY side. I guess we’ll have to wait and see. (AJ- mammon)

↳ Oh, wow, is that ELIZABETH LAIL? Never mind, it’s just JORDAN WOODWARD, the 25 year old BISEXUAL WITCH. I did hear that SHE is DETERMINED & CONFIDENT but also really ABRASIVE & BLUNT. In the great war, SHE is on the BLACKSTONE side. I guess we’ll have to wait and see. (AJ- mammon) 

Welcome to the war, Kevin Watson, Ryker Ward, Nicholas Weaver and Jordan Woodward. Please see here for your marching orders and report within 24 hours.

↳ Oh, wow, is that JOSEPHINE LANGFORD? Never mind, it’s just TINSLEY MESSERSCHMIDT, the 23 year old HOMOSEXUAL WITCH. I did hear that SHE is CREATIVE & STUDIOUS but also really NARROW-MINDED & OBSTINATE. In the great war, SHE is on the AVERY side. I guess we’ll have to wait and see. (ASMODEUS)

↳ Oh, wow, is that IMOGEN POOTS? Never mind, it’s just TAMSIN BENNETT, the 29 year old HOMOSEXUAL WEREWOLF. I did hear that SHE is ADAPTABLE & STALWART but also really UNTRUSTWORTHY & FLAKY. In the great war, SHE is on the NEUTRAL side. I guess we’ll have to wait and see. (ASMODEUS)

Welcome to the war, Danielle Ramirez, Tinsley Messerschmidt and Tamsin Bennett. Please see here for your marching orders and report within 24 hours.

↳ Oh, wow, is that ALFIE ENOCH? Never mind, it’s just SEBASTIAN MAXWELL RUTHERFORD, the 31/89 year old BISEXUAL (F/NB) ROGUE VAMPIRE. I did hear that HE is PATIENT & ENCOURAGING but also really UNCOORDINATED & INSECURE. In the great war, HE is on the NEUTRAL side. I guess we’ll have to wait and see. (ADMIN!JACK - LEVIATHAN)

↳ Oh, wow, is that DEV PATEL? Never mind, it’s just FLYNN WYATT GUNNER, the 30/47 year old PANSEXUAL ROGUE VAMPIRE. I did hear that HE is CHARITABLE & JUST but also really FICKLE & ARTFUL. In the great war, HE is on the NEUTRAL side. I guess we’ll have to wait and see. (ADMIN!JACK - LEVIATHAN)

↳ Oh, wow, is that ALICIA VIKANDER? Never mind, it’s just EVIE MARTINA LINDBERG, the 32 year old PANSEXUAL HUNTER. I did hear that THEY are CAPABLE & DUTIFUL but also really COARSE & PUGNACIOUS. In the great war, SHE is on the NEUTRAL (THE ORDER) side. I guess we’ll have to wait and see. (ADMIN!JACK - LEVIATHAN)

↳ Oh, wow, is that ALISON BRIE? Never mind, it’s just JANE ‘JANIE’ EVELYN SEARS, the 36 year old HOMOFLEXIBLE PALMER WITCH. I did hear that SHE is AMBITIOUS & CRAFTY but also really ANAL-RETENTIVE & CHOLERIC. In the great war, SHE is on the BLACKSTONE side. I guess we’ll have to wait and see. (ADMIN!JACK - LEVIATHAN)

Welcome to the war, Sebastian Maxwell Rutherford, Flynn Wyatt Gunner, Evie Martina Lindberg and Jane ‘Janie’ Evelyn Sears. Please see here for your marching orders and report within 24 hours.