#tmsedits

I’m pretty sure this broke my brain. I no longer have any other thoughts. All I can think about is this.

My goal is not to stab you at all but if I do, I don't want it to be in the back, I don't want it to be a surprise. I threw this story away over a dozen times but it always made its way back to the front of my bed, a little riper each time.

I need to let in hair and makeup. And there is not enough makeup in the world to make me look like I’m enjoying this.

“I’ve come to believe that each of us has a personal calling that’s as unique as a fingerprint – and that the best way to succeed is to discover what you love and then find a way to offer it to others in the form of service, working hard, and also allowing the energy of the universe to lead you.” – Oprah Winfrey

All jobs are f***ed up. You do things you don’t necessarily choose to do in exchange for relevance and money, and you cannot let it kill you.

The part you guys never seem to realize is that you don’t have the power anymore. The news division is held up by my show. And the only thing keeping us afloat is me. Because guess what? America loves me. And therefore, I own America.

“We’d be a love out of time and space, ethereal, destined, and her dreams would take shape around my song. I’d teach the hills to say her name, and the winds and the trees and water, too, so that the elements would love her, so that everywhere she went, no matter where, she’d hear the world crying out for, calling over and over." ― Julia Drake, The Last True Poets of the Sea

“I just love bossy women. I could be around them all day. To me, bossy is not a pejorative term at all. It means somebody’s passionate and engaged and ambitious and doesn’t mind learning.” – Amy Poehler