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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: The Magnus Archives (Podcast) Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Michael | The Distortion/Jonathan "Jon" Sims | The Archivist, Michael | The Distortion & Jonathan "Jon" Sims | The Archivist Characters: Michael | The Distortion (The Magnus Archives), Jonathan "Jon" Sims | The Archivist Additional Tags: Monsterfucking, Asexual Jonathan "Jon" Sims | The Archivist, Sex-Favorable Jonathan "Jon" Sims | The Archivist, It/Its Pronouns For Michael | The Distortion (The Magnus Archives), Distortion genitals are a doozy, Is... is this an office romcom with hot bouts? It could be, Mentioned Martin Blackwood, Mentioned Martin's crush on Jon, Mentioned Tim Stoker (The Magnus Archives), Mentioned Sasha James, Mentioned Elias Bouchard, Post-Prentiss' attack, Michael is being a little shit because it's fun, Tongue Fucking, Lap Sex, Jon's post-Prentiss paranoia got lost in traffic sorry, No beta we die like archival assistants Summary:
After Prentiss' attack is done and over, instead of growing overwhelmingly paranoid of everyone, Jon's attention is gripped tight by the most annoying blonde monster he could think of. And eventually that leads to romance. And eventually that leads to... what is certainly an experience.
