i’ve just been made aware that there is one Arrodes & Audrey fics on ao3 which is my own (really guys? no one else thought of this?)
with that i’m starting the arrodes & audrey agenda hear me out
1. Audrey is a spectator, Arrodes is practically omniscient. They both thus know a lot about people’s secrets. (For one they’ve both outed people for being gay).
2. Audrey to act had to look at people’s dreams and saw many embarrassing things about her family and other people she knew. Arrodes delights in embarrassing people.
3. They’re both objectively the most loyal followers of Mr. Fool. What with Audrey being famous for her recurrent line “Good afternoon Mr. Fool!” and Arrodes and his flattery of Great Master no one else can compete.
4. Audrey is an elegant and canonically stunning noble lady. Is it only fitting for her to be friends with the intricate and ancient mirror?
Do I need to say more?












