(closed for @tl-writes​) -- this is a bad idea, harley thought as he surveyed his bathroom, its floors copiously padded with towels and a cat meowing plaintively in his bathtub. “this is a bad idea,” he said out loud as he as he continued to allow the water to run and the suds to build up and the cat to keep existing in his life. “i need more soap.” he held the washcloth out for tate to add another helping. as he expected, the cat had stuck around and even seemed like a permanent addition. he had a feeling that his current outfit -- an oversized iron maiden shirt, a pair of his paint sweatpants, his hair headbanded back and bunched into a bun, and a surgical mask abandoned around his neck when it did nothing to keep him from sneezing -- was soon going to be a staple of his wardrobe. “tate, she keeps moving, and every time i pull her back, she looks like she’s going to maul me.”









