“What is the best cat video you’ve seen?”

“You know... most people just can’t see past the end of their nose... and it really is a shame.” 

“I just thought by this point in my life I wouldn’t be alone...” 

“If I were you I would watch what you say and how you say it... I don’t take kindly to disrespect.” 

“Well if you can’t keep up you can go back to town.... I need these herbs and this is the only place where they grow.”

“Don’t worry about me, I’ll be alright.” 

“I wonder whats up there... some times. Then I just think it’s probably not for me.”