i love the beautiful nhl in my head where tk and sid crosby have a battle of PA fucking situation going on and sid crosby pretends he doesn't like men in general and travis konecny in particular but he can't stop subjecting himself to the 5 hour drive constantly because tk is just so fun and beautiful and he makes him happy and he makes him not think about only hockey and tk can see that he got sid crosby wrapped around his fingers and sid crosby is such a nice person who laughs often and knows what he wants and he loves that he is falling in love and forgetting all about his past heartbreaks. and a few hundreds miles away jack hughes is frustrated about his team doing bad and he feels the weight of the world on his shoulders because his little brother needs him and he's going to italy and he's gonna have to fuck auston matthews

nathan mackinnon is just a travis konecny who's made it

okay so somebody on team canada dies and tk goes to italy and he has to be very sneaky about trying to hook up with sid because nobody has to know and also sid is enforcing celibacy to all his teammates as to enhance hockey prowess but as soon as they land in italy tk is like come on captain we are always 5 hours apart and now we're gonna sleep in the same hallway for 2 weeks and you don't wanna take advantage of that? and sid is like you are so annoying but you are very handsome as well so maybe i will blow you but i will not get off with you after telling everyone on the plane to hold off until the end of the olympics and tk is like you've got to be aware everyone is gonna be jerking it constantly but sid is already on his knees focusing on making tk stop talking so he doesn't even hear him but it's fine because he gets too into the blowjob and he comes anyway and tk afterwards is like wow i am so glad that other guy died and now i am in italy with you well okay goodnight captain (heart eyes) but it's day 1 of the olympics and every canada athlete is in the same hotel so people are mingling and sid is like well maybe you should wait a second before you leave until nobody's hanging out in the hallways or has their door open so they don't see you come out of my room with your hair disheveled and so they put on a movie in italian on rai 1 probably a really badly acted italian fiction but they don't care because they can't understand italian anyway plus they're way too conscious of the fact they're hanging out together with their clothes on and then they fall asleep together and in the morning sid is like no way get dressed let's go come on but they have some team practice afterwards and sid is on fire so then he goes to tk and tells him they will spend every night together until they're back on us soil because it brought him luck and then he goes to the rest of his teammates and says the ban on jerking off is lifted and people are like what ban? and sid rolls his eyes and tk laughs and laughs

so basically to start with sid crosby has 3 cups and a girlfriend he's pretty committed to but one time he sees travis konecny like be sparky to the ref for the thousandth time and suddenly he's like i would love to fuck that guy he's kinda hot despite being so annoying and unserious and young and bad at hockey and tk is like yes please have me any way you want and sid is like shut up shut up i can't believe this but then he likes the sex and he's like obviously i have a girlfriend and i need my fourth cup however you are attractive and clearly up for gay sex and you live in my state so they become kind of fuck buddies and tk is ecstatic and jolly about it going with the flow always smiling and sid is actually going through a lot of trouble and many long drives to fuck tk often and at some point tk is like gee do you by any chance kind of like me and sid is like travis konecny i hope you die i am the best hockey player in the world and you are mediocre at best you're also gay and i'm straight and a 3 time stanley cup champ so sid leaves all annoyed but then he's in pittsburgh and he's like playing the blues or something and he thinks you know a short little feisty pest would make this game better and so he goes back to tk like don't make a big deal out of this

AU where bo hovart and tom wilson were never born and tk goes to italy and shares a room with sid at the olympic village... they push the two single beds together to the middle of the room and then try to spoon in the night but they fall in the gap and sid gets so mad for trying to be cute with travis konecny one time and ending up on the floor but tk just laughs and sid feels so fond...