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If you see a us menâs hockey team kissing the feet of a fascist dictator. Do not try to save them. They are exactly where they want to be.

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February Olympics best hockey tweets, part 1 - Tkachuk edition
The Jersey
Pairing: Matthew Tkachuk x girlfriend!reader
Word count: 2.3K
Warnings: sexual hints, lots of jokes lol, use of the word "pussy", no actual smut
Summary: You decided to wear Brady's jersey to a game to play a joke on Matthew, but little did you know, it would backfire on you.
Youâve been with Matthew for 2 years now and theyâve been the best 3 years of your life. Heâs kind, gentle, and caring with you, unlike how he is on the ice. Heâs been your better half, knowing you better than you know yourself.
You knew how well hockey ran in the Tkachuk clan so it wasnât a surprise when Brady got drafted. Matthew was extremely excited to play Brady for the first time, you could tell by how much time he spent preparing in the off season.Â
So when the first FLA vs OTT game was around, you didnât expect to get an Ottawa jersey in the mail. You knew it was from Brady from the way his name and his number laid on the back. There was a note too, saying to wear it to the game. You hesitate but pick up the jersey, throwing the box away.
Hiding the jersey in your side of the closet, you wait for Matthew to come home from morning skate. The game was later in the night and Tkachuksâ flight was to land at 3, currently it was 2. The game was late, at 8 o clock.Â
Matthew stumbles through the door twenty minutes later, stopping to admire you rewatching the Bruins game. âHey love.â
You turn your head to face him, smiling. âHey, how was it?â
âGood, I think weâre ready to kick Bradyâs ass,â he smiles, walking towards you. âHow was your day?â
âBarely even started yet, but going well since yours is going well,â you press a kiss to his cheek. âGo take a nap, Iâll pick up your family.â
âAre you sure?â he asks. âI can get them before the game, itâs fine.â
âMatthew, Iâve known your family for 2 years, I think they wonât mind if I pick them up,â you assure. âPlus, I need time with Taryn.â
âWhy? Do you guys gossip about me?â he raises an eyebrow.
âYes, she shows me your baby pictures,â you smirk.Â
âWhat?â he turns to look at you.
âOf course Iâve seen the baby pictures. Weâve been together how long?â you walk to your closet, grabbing a coat to wear when you went to pick up the family.Â
âGod I hate this,â he rolls his eyes, getting into bed. âI love you.â
âI love you too,â you smile.
Finding Chantal at the airport was simple, Keith next to her, Taryn trailing behind. The second she saw you, she ran towards you, almost tackling you in a hug.Â
âI havenât seen you in forever!â she squeals.Â
âTaryn! Youâre squeezing too hard!â you shout, causing 3 elderly to turn back to look at you. She lets go, still smiling.Â
âDid you get Bradyâs gift?â she whispers.Â
âYou knew?â you ask.Â
âOnly me, Brady couldnât keep it a secret,â Taryn says as you all get into your car. You drive everyone back to your house, where Matthew has already left for the game.Â
When you had finished getting ready for the game and walked out, you hear 2 gasps behind you. âShouldnât you be wearing Matthewâs?â
âWhy? Bradyâs the better brother,â you smirk.
âMatthewâs going to be pissed,â Keith gives you a little fist bump, a sign of approval. You laugh, walking out to head to the game.Â
***
Sitting in the box next to Taryn and Emma, you look down at the ice as the boys emerge from the locker rooms.Â
âThere he is,â Emma nudges you, her eyes on Matthew. He has his helmet off as always, his curls a mess, his stretching position in progress.Â
You watch him skate to the centre line, settling down next to Brady to stretch. You assume that they were chirping each other, then noticing Brady tap his mic. Matthew says something with a smirk, which led Brady to do the same. You watch Matthew furrow his eyebrows and then look towards the box, his eyes turning dark as he sees you in the Senators jersey. You just smile and wave at him, to which he responds with a roll of his eyes.Â
Brady gets up, smiling at his older brother before sending a wink your way.Â
âDad was right, heâs pissed. I feel bad for you,â Taryn went onto her phone, pulling up a song. Just a second later, RIP that Pussy begins playing. Your eyes go wide, taking her phone from her. You repeatedly tap the pause button, furious with your result.
âTaryn!â You scold, grabbing onto her hand. You look back down at the ice, where Matthew had started talking to Sam.Â
The Panthers took the win 4-2, Matthew scoring two of those goals. You walk down the tunnel to greet him, meeting Aaron along the way.Â
âHey Y/N, how are you?â he asks.
âGood, you?â You reply.
âHappy that we won,â He gives you a smile, turning to walk away. âOh, by the way, heâs pissed about the jersey.â
âBeen hearinâ that all night,â You smile back, standing in front of the locker room door. Matthew comes out a minute later, his hair slightly damp. âHey Matty, you played great.â
âHey Matty, you played great,â He mocks your voice. âYou think you're funny, huh? Letâs see whoâs talking when we get home.â
He grabs your hand, dragging you out of the arena. You smirk to yourself, trailing behind him. You get into the car, his hand immediately going to your thigh.Â
âYou have a lot of nerve, you know? Wearing that shit to my game. My home game. Youâre lucky we won or I wouldâve taken you right there against the wall,â his words make a shiver run down your spine. The thought of your boyfriend fucking you against a wall in a very public place scares you but turns you on at the same time.
âBrady sent it to me. I didnât know about it,â you say innocently, blinking at him.Â
âOh, fucking hell, baby, donât lie to me,â he shoots you a glance. You open your mouth to say something but stop once his phone chimes. âCheck who that is. Please.â
There was a pause before he said please. But, hey! Matthew has manners!
You check his phone for him, the passcode being your birthday (#couple goals). Chantal had texted, asking if you and Matthew would meet her and the Tkachuk clan at a restaurant downtown.Â
âMatty,â you say softly.Â
âHmm?â he hums, not taking his eyes off the road.Â
âYour mom wants us to go to a restaurant to catch up,â you say.Â
âTell her youâre tired and donât feel like going out,â he shoots a glance your way, smirking at you. âYou will be.â
âShe said that we still have to come, and if I want, I can sleep on your shoulder at the restaurant,â you look over at him, his tongue sliding against his teeth.Â
âFine, text her weâre on our way, but take off that fucking jersey,â he changes routes, heading to the restaurant they were at.Â
âIâm not wearing anything underneathâŚâ you carry off.
âFucking hell, babe, now, youâre really in for it tonight,â he pauses, taking a deep breath. âThereâs an extra shirt in my bag, put it on.â
You unbuckle your seatbelt, reaching for the bag in the backseat. The dress shirt was a simple black one, a bit oversized, but you werenât complaining. You climb into the back, taking the jersey off, leaving you in just a bra. Mattâs eyes shift from the road to you for a second, a visible boner forming in his pants.Â
Deciding to play his game, you slowly button your shirt up, leaving the top 2 unbuttoned.Â
When you get to the restaurant, you knew you were in for it. Matthew pulls you towards him, trapping you between the car and him, buttoning the last two buttons on your shirt. âThis,â he gestures to your tits. âBelongs to me. Not Brady. Only my jersey covers these.â
âOnly yours,â you try to kiss him but he moves his head out of the way and your kiss went to his cheek.Â
âAct fucking tired, I want to go home. You arenât allowed to get away with this,â he puts an arm around your waist, walking with him to the restaurant.Â
âYouâre that mad?â you ask.Â
âYouâll see how mad I really am,â he glances at you.Â
You sit down at the table after saying hi to everyone, sitting across from Emma and Brady. âHey Y/N! How are you?â
âDoing wonderful, Brady,â you smile, earning Matthewâs hand on your thigh, squeezing tightly as a warning. âIâm so tired though.âÂ
His hand eases up a bit.Â
âHow did you like the jersey? I know Matty loved it,â Brady smirks, Emma letting out a little chuckle.
Matthew takes his hand off your thigh and slips it around your shoulder, pulling you close to him.Â
âI loved it, thank you,â you try to be as nice as possible. Â
âHow come you changed?â Brady asks. âYou looked pretty great in the jersey.â
âOh, I felt hot. I feel sick,â you lie. âYou know how things are with the Florida weather.â
Brady chuckles, knowing entirely that you are lying.Â
Matt gives you a pat on the thigh of approval, a signal to start falling asleep on him. As the waiter comes around, you tell Matthew to order for you as you begin to fall asleep on his shoulder.
âUm, Mom, Y/Nâs not feeling too good, I think weâre going to head home,â Matthew tells his mother.Â
âNonsense, she looks fine. Sheâll manage. If she canât, I can call her an uber. One of you has to stay, Matthew. I havenât seen you both since December,â Chantal responds, smiling.Â
Damn her and her love for her kids. Youâre trying to get laid.
Matthew silently groans, the vibrations hitting your body. His hand moves up and down your thigh and you were actually falling asleep at this point. Matthew ends up taking notice of it, pulling your chair closer.Â
You assume it was about 10 minutes later when Matthewâs arm shifts a bit, waking you up.Â
âOh, sorry babe. I just had to grab a fork,â he smiles at you, pressing a kiss to the top of your forehead.Â
âShouldâve woken me up when food got here, Iâm starving,â you return the smile, leaning your head on his shoulder as you begin eating. You lower your voice as Brady begins talking to Taryn about her graduation. âWhen do you want to leave?âÂ
âSoon. Eat half of your food and call it a day. You arenât getting out of this,â he whispers back.
âWhy? Because you know your brother is better than you?â you chuckle softly as you took a bite of your food, almost choking on it as Matthewâs hand lands dangerously close to your clothed pussy.Â
âSay that shit one more time and Iâll take you right on this table,â he says sternly.Â
âYou wouldnât,â you giggle softly but stop as you notice the dark lust behind his blue eyes. âFuck.â
âFuck indeed,â he chuckles softly. âI suggest you keep your mouth shut.â
âHey lovebirds,â Keith whistles at you and Matthew, taking you out of your conversation. âWhy donât you stop whispering to each other and actually talk? You guys have all year to talk, we only get to see each other tonight until April.â
âDad, donât you get it? Matthewâs still pissed about the jersey,â Taryn remarks. You almost choke at her words, turning your head towards the 22-year-old. âWhat? You know Iâm right!â
âTaryn, leave them and their sex life alone,â Brady jokes.Â
âBrady!â his mother scolds. âThere are children present!âÂ
âSo?â he now earns a slap on his shoulder from his wife.
âAnyways, howâs work?â Chantal asks you.Â
âGoing great as of now,â You smile at her, poking a piece of salad on your plate with your fork, avoiding eye contact.
During the time you, Chantal and Emma were talking, Matthew had excused himself to the âbathroomâ. In reality, he was texting you to make up some ridiculous excuse, so you could go home.Â
You text him back saying you were having fun and that his family was interesting. He sends back, âEither you leave now or you wonât be going to work tomorrow. Or for the rest of the week.â
You take in a soft gulp and tell Brady and Emma youâd be leaving now.Â
"Good luck,â Emma sends a wink your way, Brady chuckling at her. As you were walking away from the table, Chantal calls your name.Â
âPlease tell Matthew we at least want to see him tomorrow before we leave,â she smiles at you, giving you a thumbs up.Â
âWill do,â you turn back around and leave, meeting Matthew by the car. He opens your door for you, watching you eagerly as you get in. He gets in on the driver's side and starts up the car as you begin speaking. âYour mom said she wants to see you tomorrow. Before they leave.â
âMhm,â he hums.Â
âAnd I think she knew,â you continue.Â
âMhm,â he hums again, not paying attention to anything you were saying.Â
âIâm pregnant,â you roll your eyes as he hums again.Â
âWait, what?â he looks over at you.Â
âWere you listening to anything I said?â you ask.Â
âI only heard that you were pregnant,â he says, a shit eating grin starting to form on his face.Â
âNo, Iâm not. And your mother wants to see you tomorrow before she leaves. Also, your family knew,â you look forward at the road, rolling your eyes at him.Â
âThe next time you roll your eyes, it better be out of pleasure,â he smirks at you, continuing to drive through Fort Lauderdale. You laugh, reaching for his free hand.
long time coming - matthew tkachuk
matthew tkachuk x fem!reader
summary: your best friend finally gets everything heâs ever dreamed of - time to celebrate
warnings: excessive drinking, language, insults as nicknames but in an affectionate way
authors note: this was a half baked idea and i donât love how it turned out. also i know i said i probably wasnât gonna write for him anymore. the playoff brainrot is simply too strong. iâm not not proud of myself for it.
word count: 2.2k and not a bit of it is edited
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Honestly if the Tkachuk brothers have a million haters I'm one of them and if they don't have any I'm no longer alive or however it goes
Matthew Tkachuk and his best friend !
People saying that Tkachuk being one of the guys carrying Johnnyâs jersey is disingenuous and heâs doing it for clout and Johnny would âhate everything he stands forâ is likeâŚjust soooo much parasocialism. Feel how you want to feel about any hockey player, Iâm not defending them, but unless they come out and announce their politics and their feelings about specific other players, donât assume that you know them.
Pro athletes as a whole and hockey players especially have a long track record of bad politics and forgiving (and loving!) people who Tumblr would hate. And most of these guys grew up playing together on different teams and do have a lot of affection for each other. Donât project your emotions on to a dead man or assume to be an expert on his friendships to fit your personal narratives about who you want to call his friend.