#titpreshow

OMG I FORGOT— we got builder drama context!! finally!! basically, because it’s a new build, the builders have to fix their issues for free, but that means they take their sweet time (and Phil is, according to Dan, very lax about sending out emails to them). everything would be fixed faster if they called people in themselves but then they’d have to pay!!

my fiancée asked dnp how much of crafts was improvised (for me bc she couldn't think of a question) at tit Frankfurt and they said all of it. I can't believe Phil came up with "Everyone makes mistakes!" and "i can't see but that's ok bc I believe!" on the spot. king of comedy

crafting the perfect preshow question is all about carefully toying about in the mind-game space of plausible deniability, just like dan and phil taught us

Crying, dying and throwing up because it’s becoming so so real that tomorrow is finally my tour show date

im drunk and someone just asked dnp what their favorite song off Origin of symmetry is and dan said "stuck in Our Head" and im gonna start thrashign around the ground

dan saying they went directly from editing to going out for halloween dressed as a "totally heterosexual [inaudible]" I fell to my knees