#tipsygnostalgicasks

Mmmm. That's a real tough one.

Out of the options I've been given, the best possible one here would be-

*KSST*

AHGH. hah. okya. were badck.

oh booooy here we go

whaaaaat can you say abt di stri. a lot actually LOl out of all the people i kno (which isdnt many) hges absolutely the...... weridest tio say the least hes liek that one stray cat that like follows around someone @ like. a bodega or smth. hes got thaty mysticue

butt also like...... its not alwahs in th beeest way. lke i get messages from janey andjake sometims bein like "hey why is dirk bein all weird whats goin on" and i gotta explain that hes just kinda like that a ot and its just.

. . .

...but hes still a good guy despite the. Issues:tm:.

idk!!! how abt we go ask him >:)

booop be doop be doo

Yo.

HAAAAAI distri!!!!! hoe we hanngig...

I'm currently hanging like some dude who has a perfect grip on a weirdly bright colored ledge in some shitty ass platformer game sidling along. Which is to say I'm, as per usual, chill as all fuck. Though, what's with the video call? Usually when you do a spur of the moment call you're either drunk, bored, or both. What's up?

oh yknow. things n stuff

Descriptive.

shush lil man im getit 2 it * getting lol sooooo u kno that lil ask thingy i started up recentlky

Yeah, I've been seeing it happen on the Grumblr archives. Did something happen with it?

well some things R happenin.....

Spill.

i got n ask recnetly.... and they asked specifically how u were doin

...What?

yea dude!!

They asked for me.

ye

On your askblog.

yarp

Well, question asker, I gotta get one thing across for you. Sorry in advance if I sound like I'm going for your jugular right now- (here it coms)

-But despite your probable thinking, I don't not have an askblog because I might think it's "too lame" or whatever. Askblogs are fucking dope as hell and I've had my fair share of them in the past. Unless this is all just a wild assumption that I'm doing on you, which is probably the case, and for that I'm sorry about mansplaining how I'm totally not weirdly masculine about doing random shit on Grumblr. Even then, though, I don't really have one for a reason. And that reason is that I kind of like to keep my shit inside my group of friends. Airing out personal shit like this is how like... people got cancelled over dumb shit before the world ended. Because I'm a notorious dumb shit speaker. I'm joking, of course. I just have a horrifying fear of being known by anything I do not know first.

And another thing, it's-

[CRASH]

ooooh shit

Rox? You okay? Something fall?

uhhhhHHHHANGONONESECDIRKGTGDOSOMETHING UUHUHH

What?? Roxy?? Hello????

.....The camera's still on. Shit.

It's one of your neighbours! He's holding a bowl of soup!

It's for you!

yoooo WHAAAT thx so much you lil guy..... das so sweet o u....

man im hungry as phuck n e waiz iver been reallly wantin t eat smth nice s-

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You have no fucking idea what you're looking at right now. You wouldn't even eat this as a hangover meal. Who *could* even eat this?? It is barely edible.