This is a magical malady that affects young wizards and witches who experience rapid growth spurts during adolescence, causing them to expand uncontrollably.

The illness causes the victim's body to grow rapidly, sometimes doubling or tripling in size, but also makes them unstable and uncoordinated. The victim may have difficulty controlling their movements or may stumble and fall frequently, causing further damage to their body. In severe cases, the victim may even become too large to fit through doorways or navigate tight spaces.

The malady is caused by a rare magical fungus that infects the victim's body, which feeds on their magical energy and causes uncontrolled growth.

However, there is a magical cure for Uncontrollable Expansion, which involves a potion made from a rare and expensive ingredient called "Starroot". The potion helps to stabilize the victim's magical energy and shrink their body back to its normal size.

This is a common magical malady that affects wizards and witches who cast spells excessively or without proper rest.

The illness causes the victim to feel exhausted and drained of magical energy, often accompanied by physical symptoms such as headaches, muscle aches, and nausea. In severe cases, the victim may even lose consciousness or suffer from seizures.

However, there is a simple cure for Spell-Casting Fatigue, which involves drinking a potion made from a mixture of Mandrake Root and Unicorn Horn. The potion quickly restores the victim's magical energy and relieves the physical symptoms of fatigue.

This is a common and irritating magical malady that affects wizards and witches who frequently use Floo Powder, a magical powder used for instant transportation via fireplaces.

The illness causes the victim's skin to become red, itchy, and inflamed, often accompanied by a burning sensation. In more severe cases, the victim may experience difficulty breathing or develop a fever.

However, there is a simple cure for Floo Powder Irritation, which involves applying a soothing balm made from a mixture of Aloe Vera and Dragon's Blood to the affected areas of the skin. The balm quickly relieves the itching and inflammation, and allows the skin to heal naturally.

The cause of the illness is believed to be linked to the heat and friction generated by the Floo Powder during transportation, which can cause irritation and damage to the skin.

This is a rare and dangerous illness that affects wizards and witches who have had prolonged exposure to liquid mercury, a substance commonly used in certain forms of potion-making.

The illness causes the victim's magical energy to become contaminated and unstable, leading to a range of symptoms such as hallucinations, delirium, and erratic behaviour. As the illness progresses, the victim's physical health may also deteriorate, with symptoms such as tremors, convulsions, and organ failure.

However, there is a cure for the Mercurial Malady, which involves a complex and delicate potion made from rare and expensive ingredients, such as the scales of a Silver Sea Serpent and the tears of a Unicorn.

The potion must be administered by a skilled healer, and the victim must remain under careful observation during the treatment, as there is a risk of the potion causing further harm if not properly prepared and administered.

The cause of the illness is not fully understood, but it is believed to be linked to the toxicity of liquid mercury, which can have harmful effects on both the physical and magical aspects of the victim's being.

I've only read the first two stories, but I just don't know what to make of this guy.

It's 1944, and he's a private and he and some fellow soldiers are putting on a show. He's something of a clown (in terms of sense of humor). Then he discovers a Nazi spy:

Yep - it never occurred to him to that his abilities might be phenomenally useful in fighting the war. Nor, apparently, did it occur to him to use them to get rich. He entertains (at least recreationally), since his family have always been entertainers.

Song Review: Timothy Pepper - “Carol of the Bells Instrumental”

“Carol of the Bells Instrumental” is like a drone that goes on too long.

Timothy Pepper, a pastor and musician, recorded the track because he loves Christmas. And he can play that arpeggio in his sleep.

But if we’re being honest - and we are given Santa is about to check his list for the second time - the track would be more impactful if there was either less of it or if Pepper deviated even slightly across the three-minute runtime.

Grade card: Timothy Pepper - “Carol of the Bells Instrumental” - C-