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12 Days of Christmas #6 The Dorm that Dripped Blood Well I believe they said "Christmas" out loud at least once so I'm fucking counting it. And old dorm is being torn down over Christmas break and a couple students stay behind to close the place and and then you know how this goes... they start dropping faster than the stock market on October 19, 1987 #timelyreference Heyoooo! This is like the most basic formulaic slasher shit. Real low effort stuff. They couldn't be bothered to give the killer like a cool mask or something. They wear like a hoodie and just avoid showing their face. They also couldn't be bothered putting up a single damn Christmas decoration, come on I'm trying to keep a constant theme going here! It's got the very first performance of Princess Vespa from Spaceballs so I guess that's something someone might be interested in? So far this Christmas the films have been surprisingly pretty good but this was the first dud. It's not even bad it's just SUPER dull. Like having to sit through your 6 year old nephew's non-denominational all inclusive holiday school play, DEAR GOD WHEN IS THIS GONNA BE OVER!?!? The reveal of the killer is almost as equally dull as their motive. It's got a couple of decent kills but not anything worth having to stay awake through this for. The only part I liked was the very end because it's so ubrupt and anti-climactic I was actually taken aback. It's the only subversive moment in the entire film. It's like an anti-ending. It just happens and most people will be like "wtf it's over?" which is enough to get a smirk and a slight pat on the back from me. I'd say don't watch this but who the fuck am I do whatever you want. #horror #horrofanatic #horrorlover #horrorjunkie #horroraddict #horrorfan #horrorgram #horrorfilm #horrormovie #horrornerd #movieoftheday #moviereview #filmreview #instagram #instagood #instafilm #instahorror  #horrorgeek #christmas #12daysofchristmas #holiday #merrychristmas https://www.instagram.com/p/BrlYo-Jl9Az/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1kerp8se2qfhj

I made it just under the wire in the last 15 minutes and I was the last one to vote at that location! 🕖👍🏻👍🏻 Me: *walks into the room* Is it too late to vote? Them: No, come on over! Me: Do you have stickers? 🙏🏻🤞🏻😯 #priorities Them: Yes, but only after you vote. Seems reasonable since they do say “I VOTED!” and not “ABOUT TO VOTE” or “WILL VOTE!” or “CURRENTLY PUNCHING CHAD!” #TimelyReference This is only the second time they’ve had stickers in 13 years, so I guess it absolutely had to be earned. Oh, and Elvis Presley was on the ticket! No kidding! I think I did a quadruple take when I saw that! 😳👀👁👁 The dude explaining how the new machines worked was genuinely laughing at my reaction, which is saying something since I’m sure I was the last of thousands that day to react to that. A real ‘WTF am I looking at?’ moment. I’m sorry to say that the king did not win. 🚫👑😬 #ElvisHasLeftTheBuilding and went back to the #HeartbreakHotel #MoreTimelyReferences But as I was driving away, the nationwide satellite radio station I was listening to announced our governor! Wow! Space got my vote FAST! #NASAKnows 🗳🛰📻 It was SO AWESOME to see SO many people voting for a midterm! I think I heard 47% of the eligible voters turned out! It’s nice to see more people taking this privilege seriously. #Vote #2018 #midterms #ElvisLives #TurnAroundDontDrowned #Freedom #USA #ForTheSuffragettes #LetFreedomRing #AmericaIsTheGreatestCountryEver #LetYourVoiceBeHeard #LifeLibertyAndThePursuitOfHappiness #TruthJusticeAndTheAmericanWay #TrueEquality #NoOneOwesYouAnything #QuitBitchingAndActuallyDoSomethingAboutIt “...It is rather for us to be here dedicated to the great task remaining before us—that from these honored dead we take increased devotion to that cause for which they here gave the last full measure of devotion—that we here highly resolve that these dead shall not have died in vain—that this nation, under God, shall have a new birth of freedom, and that government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth.” - Abraham Lincoln #ProudToBeAnAmerican 🇺🇸🗳🦅💙💙💙 https://www.instagram.com/p/Bp7hBJtlHPE/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=tky7lzc27j7x

I just spent a week bedridden with bronchitis. Let me sing you the song of my people.