I’ve been gone for almost two weeks?! It felt like months!
So… there’s a funny story behind my absence.
I got turned into Spider-Man!
Okay, maybe not Spider-Man… more like a giant humanoid spider?
I joked about it in one of my previous posts after a giant spider bit me a while ago.
Turned out it was an anomaly, not just some oversized Australian spider.
It took nearly three weeks for the symptoms to appear. That's why it was hard to notice it early.
My team had to track the spider down so they could figure out how to turn me back into a normal human.
For a while, I had extra limbs, and I tried to eat at least four members of my team… twice.
So they had no choice but to lock me up.
My supervisor Edward, as you can imagine, did not have a pleasant time.