While I respect the bi!Dick Grayson interpetations, I think there's something so inherently hilarious about a man willfully refering to himself as "Dick" in the year of our lord 2k22 , prancing about and doing oversplits in a skin-tight bodysuit, hugging the crap out of his younger siblings, and remaining besties with all his exes (of which there are Very Many) all the while being painfully and inescapably straight as a fucking ruler.








