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Just watched The Sheep Detectives and I need Tim and Elliot to kiss so bad plssss
Elliot: Hmmm, I’m kind of in the mood.
Tim: You’re what?
Elliot: I’m in the mood.
Tim: Oh…in the mood?
Elliot: Yes. Very in the mood.
Tim: Well…. We have about half an hour before someone comes in complaining that their sheep broke out of the pen again. *Already removing holster when Elliot just calmly walks to the station door* Where are you going?
Elliot: I’m getting ice cream.
Tim: But aren’t you in the mood??
Elliot: Yeah….for ice cream. :3
Tim: …… *throws a crumpled wad of paper at him* I thought you were IN THE MOOD! God this is EMBARRASSING!
Elliot: TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIM!!!!
Tim: *comes rushing in, looking wildly around* What happened?? Are you okay????
Elliot: I can’t reach the biscuits on the top shelf.
Tim: ……. CHRIST YOU ABSOLUTE TWAT!! I THOUGHT SOMETHING TERRIBLE HAPPENED!! *Grabs the biscuits anyway and gives to Elliot*
Elliot: Love you. :3
Two types of boyfriends in 2020, ladies and gentlemen. I'm dead at the implications that Tim had a rebellious punk rock phase and Elliot has always been a romantic.
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Elliot: *At a party, choosing to stand, drinking a glass of wine* Beth: Why aren't you sitting down, Elliot? Elliot: I'd rather not. Had problems with my ride last night. It's uncomfortable to sit down. Beth: You ride a motorcycle? Elliot: No....but there's my ride. Tim: Hey, Elliot! Beth: *spits out her drink*
Elliot: Damn it, I forgot to buy coffee and it was the one thing Tim told me to get. Now I have to go back and get it!
Rebecca: You could…just tell Tim you forgot.
Elliot: Rebecca, I value my life.
Tim: Right, everyone, I’m here to share how to have a strong, loving and healthy relationship.
Elliot: Actually I have some things to suggest….
Tim: Shut the fuck up!