[ closed starter for @ofredrobin ]
Jerome lay back in the middle of a busy sidewalk with his sunglasses on. People were tutting and calling him various names as they passed him. “I’m just catching some rays! You’re all so UPTIGHT!” He laughed until there were tears in his eyes. When he noticed a younger looking guy walk past, he grabbed his ankle with his hand to trip him. “Why don’t you join me down here? The view is SPECTACULAR!”














