Sep 10, 2023
TigerCookie, poor anxious boi
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TigerCookie, poor anxious boi
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I'm always impressed by the difference between how Maine coons look and the tone of their voice. Thought about it for TigerTok AU :
Tiktoker (baby voice) : ooh mister cookie is grumpy again huh ? You would maybe preter to return in the streets, without the good chicken treats & comfy basket that's it ? Hihi mister grumpyface ! You're so lucky to have me you know that ?
TigerCookie, in what for cats is the deepiest and scariest voice ever : why are you acting so stupid you dumbass useless twoleg I swear to starclan...
What the tiktoker actually hears: mew 🥺
The TikTok lady go to a cat medium (one of her TikTok mutuals) to know why Cookie is always angry.
The medium: ok, I'll start the connexion... take a breath...
TigerCookie : yes YES ! THIS IS MY CHANCE!
(he sends her a lot of bloody images, the murder attempt against cinderpelt, the murder of Redtail, the rough battles, the dogs)
The medium: holly...
Tiktoker: yes ??? You found something?
The medium : he has gone through so much pain ... he has a lot of traumas. I think he trusts you enough to share those traumas with you. You can be proud of the bound you made with him. He still needs a lot of time and love to finally open up.
Tiktoker (hugging TigerCookie really strong) : oh cookie I'll never let anyone hurt you again!
TigerCookie: ye awesome another twoleg on my kill list I guess
Imagine tiger some how gets out gets hit by a car and as the lady is sobbing over his body he comes back and she thinks he was knocked out since two legs don't know about the 9 lives thing
I totally thought about the nine lives thing !!! and it drives me crazy because I saw a lot of content on social media about really resistant cats who survived the impossible and he would 100% fit in that category
TikTok lady: are you SURE he's ok ?
Vet: yes ma'am, 0 injuries, he seems perfectly well. I mean except for his shitty personality.
TikTok lady: no because I saw with my eyes a truck passing over him and his paws were pointing in the wrong direction
Vet : eh I don't know, cats are weird
Later at home she talks to camera with a Tigerstar/ cookie who is still completely stoned on her knees
Lady : and I was crying over his little body and I know he listened to me and decided to come back to me, he is so brave and this is the proof we share a very special bond...
TigerCookie : please let me die
Ok but what about
TigerCookie x Princess in the TigerTok AU
Their twolegs are friends so they do cat sitting for each other
Princess has the "I can fix him" syndrom
TigerCookie don't give a shit but like being groomed and it's the last bit of admiration and respect he'll ever have again
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hey hey here’s an idea that may be a little dark for the au but absolutely fascinates me. Tigercookie gets really sick and has to be put down, but that cat will not die bc 9 lives. he comes back and just stares at his owner in Rage. because now he is 100% healthy again and he is mad.
1 life hit by a car, one life by disease / vets, we still have 7 ways to torture Tigercookie
HELP I TRIED TO INCLUDE TIGERTOK AU IN THIS AI CHAT AND I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING
Pinestar, visiting Cookie/Tigerstar: "It's not a bad life is it son?"
TigerCookie : shut the fuck up. *Process to eat a piece of tuna*