Two Pints âA Sam Adams.
Prompt: The night after the Winterâs Ball, the guys hang at Lafâs house to discuss their luck. A very drunk John gets the blues when he learns Alex met someone. Until Laf gets an Idea...
THIS IS A TICKLE FIC!
Warnings: drinking, tickling, A N G S T Y.
Ships: Lams
Word count: too fuckin many.
1780, A winterâs ball. And Alexander was the envy of all. Well, just of his friends. The guys were gathered around Lafayetteâs coffee table, reminiscing the nightâs events...
âShe was totally into you Laf.â Hercules chimed.
âShe was! But Alex over âere...â Lafayette spoke with a condescending tone.
âOkay you may be right...â Alex replied fearfully
âBut...?â Hercules asked lifting his brows.
âThere is no but. Angelica was totally hot, I wanted to try my luck.â Alexander spoke with a smirk.
âYou asshole!â Lafayette playfully hit Alexanderâs shoulder
âWell I heard...â John finally spoke up, âthat you met a special someone tonight...â
âWhat are you trying to âide, Alex?â Lafayette asked raising his eyebrows twice
âNothing! Nothing! John is just shit blasted, thatâs all.â Alexander laughed off Lafâs question.
âFuck off, âlex! Iâm fINE!â John replied with a huff.
âJohn.. thatâs your third pint of Samâs.â Hercules interrupted.
âIâm not even wasted yet! Fuck you!â John yelled as he took another swing of his alcohol.
âAnnnnywayyyys...â Alexander responded, drawing the attention back to him, âI did meet someoneâ
Hercules turned to face him, Lafâs eyes lit up and John was... scowling?
Alexander went on to talk about Eliza. He talked about her eyes, her smile, her personality... everything. Lafayette left to grab John some water, so he wouldnât pass out and die.
As Alexander went on, John found himself fighting away his tears. âWhy is she so special? I have pretty eyes! And a dazzling smile... and a... tolerable personality.â John thought to himself. He sulked down into his chair, plastered an interested grin and toned Alexander out. His own mind turned on him, putting himself down until he didnât believe in himself anymore. John brushed it off, he always felt this way. He didnât feel good enough. It wasnât until after a few glasses of water, and a little bit of sobriety, when he noticed he was actually hurting.
âJohn?â Alexanderâs voice suddenly sounded, âJohn buddy are you okay?â His voice was full of concern, as he awaited a response from his friend.
âAlex whatâs wrong? Oh shi- John!?â Hercules scooted towards the man.
âShit guys âmfine... what are you all-â John pauses abruptly. He looked down at his pants to see they were covered in wet spots. He was crying. âOh yeah... haha thatâd probably concern you. This just happens when I get drunk.â John was practically sober now. It wasnât from his drunkness, it was from Alexander.
âIf you say so... we wouldnât want anything to happen to you. We love you man.â Alexander replied.
âHeh. Thanks.â John replies with a sniffle. âExcept you donât... you love Eliza...â
The guys went back to shooting the shit, leaving John alone in his thoughts once again.
Lafayette looked up at John, who had his hands balled up into fists. He clung tightly to the material on his pants, teeth gritted, eyes watering. Laf figured it would be best to not make a scene, so he slowly inched toward John. Once he was near him he ever so carefully brought himself up to Johnâs level. âYou donât seem fine mon amiâ
John looked up at Lafayette, who wore a concerned face, with sympathetic eyes. He then hung his head in shame... how embarrassing, Laf caught him crying, again.
Alexander and Hercules went into the kitchen to grab some food, too immersed in their conversation to notice what was happening.
Lafayette helped John to his feet, and helped him out the front door. It was a mild night, the heat had not yet broken in the city. The crying man collapsed on the soft grass, Lafayette soon sat down criss cross. âNow please, John. Tell me whatâs wrongâ
John immediately broke down, wailing as he buried his head in his hands. Lafayette practically flung himself to embrace the crumbling man in front of him. âEverythingâs going to be okay mon ami. Shhh. Itâs okay.â
âHe... he... Im just-â John tried to manage through his hysterics.
âTake your time.â Laf said as he rubbed Johnâs back.
âIâm... Iâm just...â John sighed, he couldnât take it anymore, âIâm just gay, Laf.â He hung his head in shame, expecting Lafayette to scold him.
âOh John...â Laf spoke up, âIâm not going to shame you for who you areâ
John sighed in relief; tears continued streaming down his face.
âI catch you staring at âerc and Alexâs asses all of the time mon ami.â Lafayette said with a chuckle. âCome on, letâs go back inside.â
Laf wipes Johnâs tears away and helps him to his feet. On their way in, Laf sees the curtain ruffle quickly. Hercules and Alex has seen everything. When they open the door, Alex and Hercules were back in their chairs talking about random things.
âOh. Hey John, hey Laf! Whereâd you guys go?â Alexander questioned with fake interest.
âOh uh... on a walk.â John said quickly
âTo the store.â Laf said at the same time
âTo the st-â
âOn a walk.â They replied at the same time once more.
âOn a walk to the store, yeah...â John replied
âJohn... dont bullshit us, we heard everything.â Hercules said quietly.
John hung his head in shame. Why couldnât he just be normal?
âJohn listen.â Alex said with a half smile, âwe arenât friends with you because we thought you were straight. Weâre friends with you because we love you for who you are. Also, howâs my ass look?â He said as he turned around and wiggled.
John let out a genuine laugh, âpeachy keen good sir!â he said with a bow, âThank you guys but.. I just donât feel good enough for you.â He sighed and looked everywhere but at his friends.
âWell this is quite the dillema weâre in isnât it.â Lafayette said as he looked at the other group members.
They all plastered the same grin, they knew JUST what to do.
âCome here John everything is fine.â Hercules said as he opened his arms. He pulled John into an embrace and sat down on the floor with him.
âOkay Herc thats enough hugging... seriously let me go.â John said as he tried to wiggle his way out of Hercâs grip. He got stuck at about his chest, he couldnât move a muscle! âHercules I mean it! Iâm stuck!â
Alexander crawled towards the duo, with an evil grin on his face. âYou know John, I think you need to lighten up a bit.â Alex said as he sat in front of them. âYou just need to see yourself from our point of view.â Alexander pulled Johnâs blue shirt up to reveal his toned stomach. âWow! Youâve been working hard, youâre looking great.â
John hid his head in Herculesâ arms, âAlex youâre embarrassing me.â
âWell I donât want you to feel down upon yourself! Letâs get our old happy John back! Shall we, Laf?â
Alexander then rested his fingers on Johnâs stomach.
John yelped and squirmed in Herculesâ grip. âYou wouldnât fucking dare.â
âYes we fucking would.â Lafayette responded as he gave Johnâs knee a squeeze.
The two got to work on John. Alexander spidered his fingers all over Johnâs stomach and sides, while Laf squeezed his knees and thighs.
John felt giggles bubbling up inside of him. âC..come on guys! You d-donât have to d-do this!â
âBut we do!â Alex responded as he changed his attack. He began to squeeze at Johnâs sides and stomach.
âS-sohohon of a bihihitch!â John whispered as he started giggling.
âThatâs the sound weâre looking for!â Lafayette chimed as he straddled Johnâs legs.
Hercules pinned Johnâs wrists to the floor with one arm. âSorry buddy, but itâs for your own good.â He said as he spidered his fingers into Johnâs clothed underarms.
The man thrashed under all of his friendsâ attacks. âNohohoho! Stahahahap ihihit!â He could only lay on Lafayetteâs hard floor and endure his torment.
âOoh Laf! You thinking what Iâm thinking?â Alexander said as he let up his attack.
âRight ahead of you mon ami.â Lafayette responded as he slowly took off Johnâs boots.
Hercules was still enjoying his time working on Johnâs underarms. âN-n-nohohoho! Lahahahahaf! Plehehehehahahse dohohohohnt!â
âSorry John! Itâs for your benefit!â Laf chimed in response as he took off both of Johnâs boots.
Hercules let up his attack, âthis should be fun.â He said with a chuckle. He held down both of Johnâs arms in preparation.
âWAIHAHAIT! PLEAHAHAHAEHESE!â John cried as Laf brought a finger towards his most ticklish spot.
âSuch a beautiful sound, John! I think we should hear more!â Alexander said while straddling Johnâs hips, âready, Herc? Laf?â
Hercules nodded and the men assaulted their spots. Herc worked his fingers around Johnâs underarms, Alexander drilled his thumbs into Johnâs hips, Laf masterfully assaulted Johnâs socked feet.
John yelled in protest as his friendsâ attacks were almost overwhelming. âGAHAHAHA- OH GOHOHOHOD PLEEHEHEHEAHAHSE STAHAHAHAP!â He pounded his fist into the hard floor beneath him.
â âey! be careful with my floor! Donât you dare brea-â there was a knock at the door. âCome in!â Laf chimed happily. The three men stopped their attacks, expect for Alex who would sneak a few squeezes to Johnâs stomach.
The door opened and standing in the doorway was an intrigued Aaron Burr. âWhat in the hell are you three-â John yelped as Alex poked him again, âfour doing?â
âJohn is sad. He needed a laugh.â Alexander said giving Johnâs side a firm squeeze.
âBurr! Buhuhurr you gohohot to hehelp me.â John said panting
âWell I was going to come to talk about the ball but... hey. No reason to wait for it.â Aaron rolled his sleeves up and positioned himself at Johnâs side.
âIm doomed.â John said with his voice an octave higher.
Lafayette took his opportunity to peel off Johnâs socks. âBurr âes a screamer. Prepare yourself.â
Aaron chuckled and hovered his hands teasingly over Johnâs stomach.
Giggles poured out of him and he writhed about to get away from Burrâs torturous hands.
âIm not even touching you! Whatâs so funny?â Aaron after fake offended.
âWhereâd you learn to tease like that?â Alex said with a chuckle.
âOnly the best.â He nudged Alexâs shoulder.
âOne.â Hercules spoke up suddenly.
âTwo.â Aaron said as he positioned his fingers above Johnâs writhing figure.
âTHREE!â They all yelled. John said his prayers in his head as he knew he was about to be wrecked.
Lafayette held back Johnâs toes and began to rake his fingers up and down the poor manâs most ticklish spot. Aaron squeezed at Johnâs stomach, Alex drilled into the manâs hip bones and Hercules was content at his underarms.
John cried out in agony as his attackers overwhelmed him.
âOHOHOHO MAHAHAHY GOHOHOHOD FUHUHUHUCK!â He screamed.
âYo! Thereâs no fucking cursing in my âouse!â Lafayette barked as he stared to spider his fingers along The ball of Johnâs feet.
Tears of mirth formed in Johnâs eyes as he could only sit and endure his torment. His laughter flowed out of him. His eyes were tightly squeezed shut and his whole body was shaking.
Hercules gently put his knees on Johnâs wrists. Careful as to not hurt him, and pulled Johnâs shirt over his head. He then began to spider his fingers along the sides of Johnâs arms, up into his underarms and all over his chest.
John smacked Hercules lightly in the back, but gave up and endured the hell he was facing.
Aaron stopped his attack, audibly apologized to all his friends for what he was about to do, and prepared his next assault. âWatch this.â He yelled over Johnâs thick laughter. Everyoneâs attack stopped and John took this time to breathe. âI learned this from a friend of mine.â Burr said while bringing him head down towards Johnâs stomach. He put his lips together a blew a fat raspberry into Johnâs stomach.
âBUHUHURR- AHHH! AHH MAHAHAHAHA GAHAHAHAD! DOHOHOHONT!â
The trio took this as their final stretch before John would be too tired. They all increased their attack tenfold and watched John move into hysterics.
âMER- MERHEHEHEHCYHYHY! I CAHAHAHAHANT TAHAHAHKE IHIHIT AHAHAHNYMOHOHOHOREHEHE! AH GAHAHAHAHAD PLEHEHEHEHEAHAHASE! STAHAHAP!â
Everyone stopped immediately and got off of John. Alex gave one last poke to Johnâs sensitive stomach. The man yelped and curled into a ball.
âNohoho... nohoho mohohore.â He said in soft laughter as he felt a pair of hands on his body.
Lafayette picked up John like a baby and put him on the couch.
The three other men chatted with Lafayette as they let John rest. Nearly an hour into their chat, Alex spoke up.
âI think he feels much better now.â Alex brought up quietly.
âAgreed.â Hercules responded
âWhat was he upset about in the first place?â Aaron inquired.
âI donât know.â Lafayette lied, âmaybe âe was upset that âe didnât bring âome a date.â
John sighed in relief from his spot on the couch. âThanks Laf.â
Hercules and Alex looked back at John, who was still smiling.
âWell.â Aaron said as he stood up from his chair, âI best be goingâ
Just as Burr went to open the door, the sky opened up and it was pouring outside.
âSince you cant go anymore.â John spoke up, âC..can you um... c..can you do that again?â He said with a flushed face as he looked to the floor.
Burr smiled evilly and sighed. âJohn Laurens, are you trying to tell me that you enjoyed us completely wrecking you? And now you want us to do exactly that once again?â
John tried to stutter out a response
âI wouldnât be opposed.â Aaron interrupted, âgentlemen?â
The quad smiled evilly and charged at John, then they soon had him on the floor in the same position.
Johnâs sweet laughter was heard echoing for hours again.











