Ten bucks that thing is full if you just leave it under his nose for a few minutes.

Upon returning with the crowbar watch as the sniper lightly jabs at the giraffe perched atop her crate.

"Y'sound so shocked. So pleased."

Shuffles towards. B)

"…Ew. You uh… you okay there?"

"Uh. I don't think so. I'll be okay, though. Probably.

Send a HELLO and I'll answer . . .

If we kissed:

[  ] This wouldn’t happen.

[  ] Oh disgusting.

[  ] Again, again.

[ X ] Kiss you back.

[  ] Let’s take this to the bedroom.

[ X ] Slap/Push you away.

[  ] Be confused

If you asked me out I’d say:

[  ] Um no.

[  ] I’m taken-

[ X ] Sure....? "How about we just...go get a beer or something?"

[  ] HOLY ASDFGHJK YESSSSS.

Can we cuddle?:

[  ] No.

[  ] Ew.

[  ] Sure.

[ X ] YES. "I mean...yeah, sure. What's some platonic cuddling, right? Right?"

Sex?:

[  ] Let’s do it.

[  ] No. You can’t handle my d.

[  ] FUCK YES.

[  ] No.

[ X ] You killed her from embarrassment with that question.

Should you reblog this?:

[  ] Yes. I want to send you one.

[  ] Yes.

[  ] No.