#tibind

(Inspired by a convo with @tsheringma about awesome rapper Tibet)

To be sung to the tune of the workshop version of the Adams Administration from Hamilton

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Tibet: “An open letter to the fat, atheist, communist and oppressive international embarrassment known as the People’s Republic of China”

India: “Shit”

Tibet: “The man’s irrational, he claims that I’m in league with India in some vast international intrigue BITCH PLEASE”  

Tibet: “You wouldn’t know what I’m doing, you’re always going berserk, but you never even show up to work! Give my regards to Russia next time you talk about MY lack of ‘moral compass,’ at least I’m not being sued for injustice!”

Tibet: “Aw, the line’s behind me and I crossed it again, such a rough life better run to your ‘wife,’ now the boss is in Russia again! Let me ask you a question, WHO CONTROLS your desk while you’re MOSCOW?! They’ve been calling you a dick back in ‘76, and you haven’t done anything new since! 

Tibet: “You’re a nuisance, with NO sense, you’ll die of irrelevance!  Go ahead you can call me the devil, you can aspire to my level, you inspire malevolence! Say hi to the Americans! And the spies all around me maybe they can confirm. I don’t care if I kill my chances with this letter, I’m confining you to one term!”

Tibet: “YOU FAT MOTHER******!”

Entire planet:

China: 

India:

India: “That.”

India: “Was.” 

This one is hard, but I will do my best!

TibMongol: Slow burn; BECAUSE ANGST IS MY AIR! AND WHAT YOU HAVE SHOW ME BEFORE WAS ANGSTY! ALSO, I WILL ASK YOU ABOUT THEIR NYOS FOR THE FANFIC YOU ASKED ME!----- But seriously, I can imagine a lot of angsty possibilities for them. :'v

TibInd: Fake date. I don't know a lot about them, but I can see them very friendly to each other??? So this is the best option for them! I can see India flirting with Tibet and he just giggle~

RusBul: Enemies to lovers. Kolkolkol! Bulgaria is frozen by fear! He knows that sound very well! He tries to search for Russia and he see him try to patted a cat, but the animal doesn't want anything with the Russian! So lame, thinks our Bul, but he noticed how adorable is Russia trying his best and changed his opinion about him a little. Maybe it was enough to fall in love~ (my imagination went wild on this one, send help.)

I feel like I missing some VERY important information or context here