kEGELS I SCRE AM LAUGEHD
BUT IMAGINE
"Cain what are you doing."
"Kegels."
"What?"
"Ask Bruce."
*later that night*
"Father, may I ask you a question?"
*grunt*
"What are kegels? Cain was doing them but it looked like she wasn't doing anything at all. I suspect she's making things up and just--...Father?"
And that's how the Dark Knight nearly choked to death on his own spit.












