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One of my all time favorite of my fics, You Are What You Eat is a light, funny, eldrich-monster, maybe I’m dead, fix-it romp.
Featuring:
LWJ: stupidly in love, or stupidly horny, you decide
WWX: vacillating between ‘what the fuck is wrong with me’ and ‘hey, look what I can do with my hands now, isn’t that weird?’
Everyone else: what the fuck
excerpt:
“What happened to you?” Jiang Cheng demands.
Wei Wuxian sighs. “I already said I don’t know. This conversation is so boring,” he says. “I’m hungry. Can’t we get some food? They’re all too dead,” he adds, flicking a hand at the dead Wen guards, “to be tasty.”
and
Then there’s a sound like someone hacking something up and Wei Ying comes back into the room and, with a very proud expression drops a handful of teeth on the map table. Human teeth. They’re bloody and… wet…
“What?” Jiang Cheng asks. “What’s this?”
“Wen Chao’s teeth!” Wei Ying says proudly.
and
Lan Wangji wants to hold him tight in his arms and cry. He wants to eat him out. He wants to perform an exorcism.
