Aunt A: She wants a kid but doesn’t understand how they work. She’ll raise her child strictly Catholic, put them through private schools or home school them. They’ll be oppressed by her rules, which she’d think were sensible but are truly overbearing. She’d then be surprised when that child goes to college and she gets a call because they were arrested for drunk driving. Her child? But she raised them so perfectly. 

Aunt B: She isn’t sure. Her husband has kids who’ve all grown. She’s never held a child. She doesn’t know what to do with one. Why are they still crying? She just needs a break from all the noise. No, she isn’t very sure where her child went. No, they haven’t really spoken in years. But she raised them so perfectly.