Genma scrubs at his eyes, bleary from staring at his workbench for so long.
"Poke around," He grumbles to himself, mocking the tone of the poor T&I runner that gave this to him. "See if you can figure it out. It's all. Fucking. Nonsense." The last few words are punctuated by Genma thumping his head down onto the table. "Ugh."
This is why he didn't usually bother with seals. He was the one that found the thing, anyways, even if he supposes his involvement now is a last resort. The parchment smells like ink and vaguely like sundried hay. Genma sighs, picking himself up to squint at the stupid thing again, rubbing the mark of slightly smudged ink off of where it had imprinted on his forehead.
He's just in time to see the flash that engulfs him, sending him toppling to the ground. His voice cracks, dropping an octave instead of his usual yell of surprise.
If I die by this fucking assignment, Ibiki is getting his ass haunted so hard—
Pain lances through where his forehead had come in contact with the seal. It splits and races up to the sides of his head, then down to his ears in an itching, stinging wave of heat. Genma makes a deeply uncomfortable sound as he pants against a weight on his chest and a foreign ache in his lower back as his spine lengthens into a swishing tail. It's over as quickly as it began, leaving Genma panting on the floor of the lab.
He stands on shaky legs, one hand coming up to gingerly tug his bandana off where it's pinching his ears. His center of balance is off ever so slightly, enough that Genma frowns as he looks in the mirrored surface of one of the nearby freezers.
Twin little horns curl up from his bangs. Not like devil horns— these remind him of a sheep. Or a cow. His ears are different, now long and floppy and twitching as he blinks, drooping low on either side of his head. Behind him, a velvety soft tail swishes at the floor. Definitely cow, part of him notes.
Duh, the rest of him hisses back. You've got tits. Decently sized ones, too, having shoved the zipper down on his flak vest to frame his new, well sized endowments, just barely hidden by his undershirt.
"... Shit." He mutters. "I think this is a good a sign as any to tap in help."












