WHO: nathan goldstein. stand up comedian. heterosexual. 40-44. jake johnson fc. OPEN TO: f 35+ PLOT: your muse is flirting with him and...he canāt believe it.
at first, heād been so sure that she was just messing with him and he couldnāt help but laugh along to what she was saying.Ā āiām sorry, what?ā he paused for a moment, a look of disbelief coating his features.Ā āare you actually hitting on me? if so, i feel like a dick because iāve just been laughing this entire time and i donāt want you to think iām making fun of you or something but i mean, really? youāre...definitely out of my league. ask any person in here and theyād tell you that.ā












