Winner!
@thoughtlessbimbo
Markus didn't remember entering a contest for a years' free maid service, but he wasn't about to complain.
The man had needs, and those needs ended up requiring a massive amount of cleanup.
Still, he was very surprised at the email in his inbox proclaiming him a 'WINNER! WINNER! WINNAR!' in the subject line, or the typo-ridden body explaining how he'd beaten out 'jillions of contestonts' for a free live-in maidnservice for a 'WHOLE ENTIRE FUCKING YEARRRRR!!!!!!' starting on... today's date.
He really didn't remember entering a contest, and certainly wouldn't have purposefully subjected some poor cleaning lady to sharing a one-person dorm room with someone of his... Proclivities. But according to the email, she was on her way, and expected to arrive... in a few minutes???
Scrambling to get dressed, Markus had no time to actually clean(which was his reflexive response to someone coming over, nevermind that the maid was supposed to do the cleaning), just throwing in whatever and stumbling to catch her in the lobby and explain this was all a misunderstanding.
