āĀ Ā INSIDERS REPORT SEEING ENGLAND'S BRIT POP PRETTY BOY COZYING UP WITH RIOT GRRRL AT INSANE HOLLYWOOD PARTY - MAYBE SHE DOESN'T HATE MEN AFTER ALL? YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENED NEXT Ā : Ā READ THE FULL STORY ON PAGE 24 !Ā āĀ Ā
All Ā it Ā took Ā was Ā one Ā magazine Ā interview Ā where Ā Jane Ā had Ā mentioned Ā she'd Ā been Ā listening Ā to Ā Beetlemoth Ā a Ā Ā whole Ā lot Ā recently Ā before Ā the Ā music Ā tabloids Ā ranĀ Ā wildĀ Ā the Ā idea Ā that Ā she Ā might Ā be Ā romantically Ā linked Ā with Ā Micky Ā , Ā Ā Ā a Ā man Ā she'd Ā never Ā met Ā before Ā her Ā in Ā her Ā fucking Ā life Ā ; Ā Ā Ā it Ā was Ā funny Ā , Ā really Ā , Ā Ā Ā the Ā way Ā it Ā Ā was Ā always Ā an Ā insider Ā , Ā Ā Ā or Ā a Ā close Ā friend Ā who Ā chose Ā to Ā spillĀ such Ā Ā juicy Ā details Ā , Ā Ā when Ā really Ā , Ā Ā it's Ā just Ā some Ā poor Ā sap Ā of Ā an Ā intern Ā lying Ā so Ā that Ā his Ā bossĀ might Ā promote Ā him Ā . Ā Ā Ā Ā She Ā found Ā humour Ā in Ā it Ā above Ā all Ā else Ā , Ā Ā but Ā having Ā to Ā explain Ā to Ā her Ā sibling Ā over Ā the Ā phone Ā that Ā , Ā Ā no Ā , Ā Ā she Ā hadn't Ā started Ā dating Ā anybody Ā without Ā telling Ā her Ā first Ā ,Ā Ā was Ā a Ā bit Ā of Ā a Ā conversation Ā .Ā Ā Jane Ā Ā may Ā or Ā may Ā not Ā have Ā been Ā offended Ā by Ā the Ā scoff Ā that Ā came Ā from Ā her Ā seventeen Ā year Ā old Ā Ā sister's Ā lips Ā before Ā she Ā proclaimed Ā that Ā she Ā ' knew Ā it Ā was bullshit Ā , Ā Ā there's Ā no Ā way Ā you'd Ā ever Ā get Ā a Ā boyfriend Ā ' Ā Ā but Ā whatever Ā .Ā
But Ā as Ā fate Ā ( Ā and Ā companies Ā trying Ā to Ā sell Ā more Ā tickets Ā ) Ā Ā may Ā have Ā it Ā , Ā Ā Ā Ā the Ā two Ā bands Ā wereĀ now Ā crossing Ā paths Ā for Ā a Ā Ā three Ā day Ā weekend Ā festival Ā , Ā Ā Ā and Ā quite Ā frankly Ā , Ā Ā Jane's Ā only Ā hope Ā was Ā that Ā she'd Ā be Ā able Ā to Ā see Ā the Ā boys Ā perform Ā their Ā set Ā at Ā least Ā once Ā over Ā the Ā course Ā of Ā the Ā next Ā few Ā days Ā , Ā Ā because Ā she Ā hadn't Ā been Ā lying Ā when Ā she Ā said Ā she Ā liked Ā their Ā music Ā .Ā Ā Ā Ā
It Ā was Ā early Ā afternoon Ā Ā when Ā the Ā girls Ā finally Ā arrived Ā with Ā their Ā Ā van Ā Ā that Ā had Ā broken Ā down Ā only Ā once Ā todayĀ Ā somewhereĀ Ā alongĀ Ā theĀ Ā freewayĀ , Ā Ā Ā and Ā had Ā to Ā haggle Ā with Ā security Ā to Ā let Ā them Ā in Ā . Ā Ā Ā She Ā recalls Ā having Ā to Ā say Ā , Ā Ā " Ā No Ā , Ā Ā I'm Ā not Ā FUCKING Ā the Ā bass Ā player Ā , Ā Ā I Ā AM Ā the Ā fucking Ā bass Ā player Ā , Ā " Ā Ā Ā to Ā really Ā drive Ā her Ā point Ā across Ā ; Ā Ā it Ā usually Ā worked Ā .Ā
After Ā Ā everything Ā was Ā said Ā and Ā done Ā , Ā Ā and Ā Ā they'd Ā checked Ā in Ā with Ā tour Ā management Ā to Ā receive Ā their Ā artist Ā passes Ā , Ā Ā it Ā was Ā deemed Ā first Ā priority Ā that Ā Jane Ā track Ā down Ā and Ā find Ā out Ā where Ā the Ā catering Ā tent Ā Ā was Ā to Ā determine Ā whether Ā or Ā not Ā they Ā had Ā sufficient Ā coffee Ā . Ā Ā Ā Naturally Ā , Ā Ā the Ā restĀ Ā of Ā the Ā band Ā opted Ā to Ā stay Ā behind Ā , Ā Ā Ā and Ā it Ā was Ā likely Ā because Ā they'd Ā Ā caught Ā a Ā whiff Ā of Ā marijuana Ā somewhere Ā along Ā the Ā way Ā and Ā wanted Ā to Ā use Ā their Ā fucking Ā bloodhound Ā noses Ā to Ā track Ā it Ā down Ā . Ā Ā Ā Ā They'll Ā regret Ā that Ā later Ā when Ā they're Ā stoned Ā and Ā don't Ā know Ā where Ā to Ā Ā go Ā to Ā get Ā food Ā , Ā Ā she Ā thinks Ā .Ā Ā Ā
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