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All  it  took  was  one  magazine  interview  where  Jane  had  mentioned  she'd  been  listening  to  Beetlemoth  a   whole  lot  recently  before  the  music  tabloids  ran  wild  the  idea  that  she  might  be  romantically  linked  with  Micky  ,    a  man  she'd  never  met  before  her  in  her  fucking  life  ;    it  was  funny  ,  really  ,    the  way  it   was  always  an  insider  ,    or  a  close  friend  who  chose  to  spill such   juicy  details  ,   when  really  ,   it's  just  some  poor  sap  of  an  intern  lying  so  that  his  boss might  promote  him  .     She  found  humour  in  it  above  all  else  ,   but  having  to  explain  to  her  sibling  over  the  phone  that  ,   no  ,   she  hadn't  started  dating  anybody  without  telling  her  first  ,  was  a  bit  of  a  conversation  .  Jane   may  or  may  not  have  been  offended  by  the  scoff  that  came  from  her  seventeen  year  old   sister's  lips  before  she  proclaimed  that  she  ' knew  it  was bullshit  ,   there's  no  way  you'd  ever  get  a  boyfriend  '   but  whatever  .Â
But  as  fate  (  and  companies  trying  to  sell  more  tickets  )   may  have  it  ,     the  two  bands  were now  crossing  paths  for  a   three  day  weekend  festival  ,    and  quite  frankly  ,   Jane's  only  hope  was  that  she'd  be  able  to  see  the  boys  perform  their  set  at  least  once  over  the  course  of  the  next  few  days  ,   because  she  hadn't  been  lying  when  she  said  she  liked  their  music  .   Â
It  was  early  afternoon   when  the  girls  finally  arrived  with  their   van   that  had  broken  down  only  once  today  somewhere  along  the  freeway ,    and  had  to  haggle  with  security  to  let  them  in  .    She  recalls  having  to  say  ,   "  No  ,   I'm  not  FUCKING  the  bass  player  ,   I  AM  the  fucking  bass  player  ,  "    to  really  drive  her  point  across  ;   it  usually  worked  .Â
After   everything  was  said  and  done  ,   and   they'd  checked  in  with  tour  management  to  receive  their  artist  passes  ,   it  was  deemed  first  priority  that  Jane  track  down  and  find  out  where  the  catering  tent   was  to  determine  whether  or  not  they  had  sufficient  coffee  .    Naturally  ,   the  rest  of  the  band  opted  to  stay  behind  ,    and  it  was  likely  because  they'd   caught  a  whiff  of  marijuana  somewhere  along  the  way  and  wanted  to  use  their  fucking  bloodhound  noses  to  track  it  down  .     They'll  regret  that  later  when  they're  stoned  and  don't  know  where  to   go  to  get  food  ,   she  thinks  .  Â
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