#thorbuce

• The one thing about Bruce and Thor’s relationship is that Thor always manages to flirt with his boyfriend in the cutest ways possible. Having been consider a danger to himself and others, Thor’s main priority is to make sure that Bruce feels safe and loved. Plus, he loves seeing the cute scientist blush.

• Thor would leave sticky notes in places for Bruce to find (in the lab, his leftovers in the fridge, on the mirror in the bathroom, etc.) Each would have a cheesy, science pick up line. The doctor of seven Ph.D’s turns bright red.

“If I were a virus, I would infect you with my love.”

“Are you made of Copper and Tellurium? Because you are Cu-Te!”

“When I see you, I feel like I am going to reach my melting point.”

“Even the Kelvin scale could not possibly measure how amazing you are.”

• The thing about Thor was when he’s in a funny or dangerous situation he always manage to profess his love to Bruce.

Beep, beep, beep! “Thor, are you trying to cook again?”

“Absolutely not.”

“Then, where is that smoke coming from?”

“My heart ‘cause you set it on fire.”

“Thor, honey, what are you doing with these cats?”

“I found them at the pet shop. They got me thinking . . . I wish to be a cat.”

“Why?”

“So I can spend all nine lives with you.”

“No, no, Thor! Thor, honey, please wake up! Wake up, Thor.”

“ . . . . . Kiss me, Bruce.”

“What?”

“You have to kiss me to wake me up.”

“ I thought you were dead!”

“I’m trying be like that weak, tiny princess. She was dead until she got a kiss from Prince Charming. I wanted a kiss from my Prince Charming.”

“You fought a giant, squid alien just to get me to kiss you? You could’ve just asked.”

“I thought it would be romantic.”

• Although Thor flirts with Bruce like crazy, Bruce does want his boyfriend to feel as amazing as he does for him. He doesn’t try so hard to flirt with him, but Bruce does still compliments him.

“I keep reading those comments online. This guy said I’m just some stupid, drunk musclehead.”

“That guy is a jerk and he doesn’t know you. You’re the most caring, selfless, incredible man I’ve ever met.”

“Thanks, love.”

“It’s the eyepatch, isn’t it? I get it. It looks ugly on me.”

“Of course not. You are beautiful.”

“Bruce, please don’t—“

“Thor, you’re beautiful when you breathe.”

“But I breathe all the time—Oh!”

“I’m sorry you had to see that. She just asked for a picture. I didn’t know she was going to kiss me.”

“Sweetheart, it’s no big deal. It was just a kiss on the cheek. Besides, I don’t blame her for wanting to kiss you.”

Day 6: AU- he has long hair again!