Feb 1, 2023
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Jesus
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I Gave a Frog One Apple and He Invented Forestry 🍎🌳✨
I would like it formally noted—
for the record, the archives, and any mildly concerned observers—
that I gave the frog very clear instructions.
One apple.
One.
Not two.
Not several.
Not an entire aggressively enthusiastic interpretation of agriculture.
And yet—
✨🌳✨
There it was.
A tree.
A full tree.
Roots. Branches. Leaves. Apples. The whole botanical conspiracy.
Right in the middle of the cave.
Do you have any idea how long it takes to not have a tree in a cave?
Years. Possibly centuries. Definitely paperwork.
And now?
Now we have a tree.
…
Of course, one could argue (and I often do, loudly, to myself) that this is precisely the point.
Magic is not a servant.
It is not a recipe.
It is not particularly interested in your expectations, your measurements, or your “just one apple, please.”
No.
Magic hears intention…
…and then does something far more interesting.
So yes.
The frog made a tree.
By accident.
Which is, in my professional opinion, the best possible way to make anything.
🌳✨
—Zosimos
(who is now apparently responsible for forestry)
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