I think I broke my tailbone?
So this afternoon, I was just chilling. Sitting on the armrest of the couch, talking to a really nice old man.. When I fell.. Really fucking hard.. ON MY MOTHER FF-ING TAILBONE DANGIT! This intern working at our house - let's call him James - told me to feel if it was broken. BUT I DON'T KNOW WHERE THAT THING IS PLACED IN MY BODY! After about ten minutes of feeling gently, just above my glorious buttocks.. I didn't find anything. So I yelled for him to explain how I should notice it, but he couldn't look as I (obviously) was halfdressed. He - as if it was nothing - walks in, butt first. Pulls down his sweatpants and points to where I should feel. That's the story of how I saw a beautiful sculpted Antillean ass and might have broken my tailbone.
