thisonesjustright
"Huh?! What?! It wasn’t me! This cucumber is for a salad!"
Snicker.
"Of course it is dear, what else would it be for?"
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thisonesjustright
"Huh?! What?! It wasn’t me! This cucumber is for a salad!"
Snicker.
"Of course it is dear, what else would it be for?"

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Name : Goldilocks, Goldy for short.
Favourite method of murder : Well, see, the best way to do is you find their family and give them a knife. You then put a gun to their head and tell them that they’re dying either way… BUT, if they kill themselves with the knife, then you’ll let their family live. If you have to shoot them… though…. then you kill their family first and make them watch before putting the bullet in their brain. So do they want to die quickly after watching their family die? Or do they want to die slowly by their own hand, but spare their family. Either way I win, because either the family watches the guy gut himself for my pleasure, or I emotionally torture the poor bastard by blowing the brains out of his wife and kids before splattering his own head goo all over the wall.
Murder weapon : Depends on the murder, really. Sometimes a pistol, sometimes a rifle, sometimes a shotgun, hell, sometimes a knife. A few times I’ve ever just used poison.
Do you know how to hide a body? : Yes [X] No []. Please. I’ve been hiding bodies since before you were born.
Cannibal? (In case I should save you some leftovers) : Yes [] No [X]. Ew. Just ew. Just… ew.
Do you think I’m crazy? : Yes [] No [X] Not crazy enough []. But then again, I don’t think I’m the best judge of sanity.
Will you betray me? : That depends. Will you give me reason to?
Tell me a bit about yourself : I like pie. Also this one time when I got picked up by a trucker, he tried to force my head down on his tiny little fat dingaling in ‘payment’ for the ride. I bit his dick off and then laughed manically as the truck crashed over a bridge. Recuperating from the broken bones that gave me hurt like the fucking dickens, but watching good ol’ dickless scream as the steering wheel turned his face into jelly was pretty fucking hilarious.
Hmmmm....bringing the family in it is a little too extreme for me, especially if you actually hurt them, but I think we can make this doable if we set certain guidelines.
"What's this?"
Send “What’s this?” And I will generate a number to see what item your muse has found in mine’s belongings.
3. My muses old baby blankie
"Oh, my old blanket." she explained, looking over the tiny square patterned with baby birds on a pink background. She smiled a bit in nostalgia before turning back to clean one of her pistols. "Haven’t used it in years, except to insulate cold stuff in my travel bag."
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"YOU BETCH! I DEMAND TO SEE YOUR FUCKING MANAGER!"
"Ma'am, I AM the manager. Lisa Reisert: Manager. That's my title. How can I, the MANAGER, help you?"
*bends over and wags her naked furry-tail-butt-plugged butt in your face* "ARF!"
Wanda snorts, swatting playfully at the tail.
"Oh my god, you even got one that wags. Who let you off your leash, Goldie?"

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"Are you a hydroponics engineer? Cause you're sure making MY bush wet."
She crossed her arms, unamused as she raised an eyebrow. “I don’t even- Ugh.”
"that’s dirty"
Send me "that’s dirty" and I will generate a number (23) for what my muse will say to yours.
"You're being too forward."
A way to make you happy is a large strap-on dildo with "I'm Fucking Bad," written on it in really pretty font. The tip has, "Pucker Up! <3"
Why aren't we terrorizing small towns and leaping cliffs in cars a la Thelma and Louise together?