Hello. My name is Sherlock. I'm 9 years old. For the first 8.5 years of my life I refused wet food, kitty treats, even tidbits from Female Provider and the Giant. Then this happened
These are my little sisters. Eurus, the pretty but dumb one. Pretty Dumb. Heh. And the one falling is Havok. She's is, like, a ball of pure muscle and chaos. You should have seen Female Provider and The Giant's faces when she broke their 50" flat screen with a tape measure. It was a stroke of absolute genius I tell you! Anyway. I was upon my throne (The fleshy ones call is a PS4. Whatever, it keeps my butt warm) when I noticed them opening a can of that wet food crap for the twins. Now I was being my normal cool (and dashing, I'm sure you've noticed) self ignored it. But then they started making these noises! Like it was the best thing they ever tasted man, my older brothers never talked while they ate! So I thought what the hell, I'll try it. If only to make fun of them for liking the swill. But something strange happened...it was like magic in my mouth! I'm telling you it was crazy.
Long story short, I now eat literally anything that comes in my reach. I'm proud to say I even snagged half of Female Providers ham sandwhich. Don't worry, I shared.
