#thisisntasexthing

All y'all wannabe playas dunno nuttin till you gots a king sized muferfukin wall mattress! 🌚🍮🔛 Translation: all of you who pretend to have a life of wealth aren't fooling anyone and cannot prove they live a life of luxury unless they too have a water stained king sized mattress on their wall in their bedroom emojis used incorrectly to try and give the illusion of being down with the kids when actually having the opposite effect of making all people think that you should probably grow the fuck up! #thisisntasexthing #howdareyoueventhinkthatthisisasexthing #filthysexpeople #idontwanttobeapartofyoursexfestival