#mabsdrawlloweenclub day 6: Black Lagoon. Gilly is in big trouble. No, I mean like big, BIG trouble. Seriously! Gilly has two dads and they are SO strict about one thing: Makeup. “No makeup” Papa told her. “You don’t need it, you’re beautiful!” said Daddo. “Makeup leads to boys and boys are TROUBLE” they both said. “But ALL my friends wear makeup!” Gilly wailed. “Those girls will have tadpoles by the time they’re 15. YOU will have something so much better: a career as a Defense Attorney- and self respect!” they said. Gilly’s friend Susan told her “Don’t worry. I know how to make it look NATURAL. Waterproof? Of COURSE it’s waterproof. ALL makeup is waterproof”. Gilly is in big, BIG trouble. #ohgilly #checkthelabel #thisisnotwaterproof #yourebustednow #GROUNDED #mabgraves #creaturefromtheblacklagoon
