anyone who gets on the side of a road dressed as a clown with or without a weapon to scare people is a goddamn asshole and an absolute fucking idiot and if they get injured for it they better fucking accept it because they should have seen it coming

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When your colleagues are so used to you pumping that come and go and leave the door open... #thiscouldgetawkward #pumping #breastfeeding #normalisepumping #workflo #100happydays

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Yesterday, I was having funny chats with my best friend. You know when you're like crazy tired but you keep talking anyways, and that's when you get to the weird shit? Yeah, well we got to the weird shit! She asked me if I ever thought about kissing her.. Before we freak out and speculate on my best friend, she knows I have a funny bucket list of which includes: kiss a girl! Now I'm not saying that I'm gay or bi, though I'm comfortable enough in my sexuality to admit that I can appreciate a good looking girl, just like I appreciate a good looking guy! I just think I'm more experimental to be quite honest! I don't want to look back on my life and be like, well, I didn't really do anything risqué or fun or different. I don't wanna look back and say that I never had the guts to skinny dip, or make out with a girl (that's just the kissing peeps!)! So I just wanna experiment! I want to kiss a girl cause I'm drunk and to me the girl is pretty! And I want to skinny dip because in that moment all I really want to do is swim and I don't have bathers! I just want to try all these different things and just experience life! So best friend, if you ever read this: yes. Sometimes I have thought about kissing you, because I wanna know what it would be like and I trust you. Oh, and also cause you're pretty 😋

Thank you :)erm five nice things about me.....I have been told i have pretty eyes, I'm generally kind, I have long nice-ish hair, I'm good with kids and I have a unique (slightly creepy) laugh

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