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The Omaha area can be divided in to 3 divisions based on their musical taste. 1. The Omaha “fan boy” This pupil’s iPod will consist of Kasher’s solo music, Bright Eyes, Icky Blossoms, and some Midtown Marauders. While this is not a horrible collection of music this is what they listen to. The Omaha fanatic can be found at any Digital Leather or Noah’s Ark Was Spaceship show. They like to get belligerently drunk at Brothers, and end their night at the middle house (or whatever the fuck they call it now.) They were at Maha, despise Red Sky, and usually have a mustache. 2. The “wannabe” Omaha music fan This bro’s iPod consists of Kid Rock, Creed, and many other bands from the 90’s no one gives a shit about. This dude will be at any Red Hot Chili Peppers or Nickleback show to hit the metro. He does Vegas Bombs at bars like Billy Frogs and Capital. He loves 311. He hasn’t missed a Red Sky but still hasn’t found out it has been cancelled. Did I mention he loves 311. 3. The dude who doesn’t give a fuck. This guy just doesn’t care. Doesn’t feel the need to tell you his taste because he doesn’t pride himself off what he listens to. Out of all of these people I would rather hang with guy number 3. I wouldn’t have to listen to why Fevers and Mirrors was the best Bright Eyes album, or how awesome 311 was at Red Sky. The best thing about this guy is he doesn’t waste his time reading stupid blogs about why Omaha music is great or why it sucks. Which brings me to you, you are either guy 1 or guy 2, both suck. Therefore you suck. Tah Tah for now Kuntz.