“LISTEN, don’t get me wrong. I know that since I live with the fuckin’ space needle in the distance that i’m supposed to hate Starbucks on principle. But these holiday drinks? They’re addictive. No one tells you that. Caramel brulee? Classic. A snickerdoodle hot chocolate? I could drink that forever. And sure this new juniper shit makes me feel like i’m vaguely drinking a Christmas tree but tis the season or whatever right?” His laughter punctuates the words, though it fades to a look far too solemn to be discussing coffee.
“And WHAT is the deal with this war on eggnog? What’s so wrong with eggnog? Did I miss the god damn cancelling of eggnog?”
















