this is so cursed what's wrong with you

husband: christopher......come on now. as if i was gonna pick someone else for my lawfully wedded husband?

one night stand: joshua...........i don't know what my reasoning is here i'll be honest but it just felt right? idk. blame tori for those fancams.

bff: johnny.......i just think we'd have a silly goofy time yknow.....also i feel like it's the best way to figure out how exactly his mind works......this is for silly but scientific reasons